> random number calls
> Maybe my friend
> It's someone speaking English
> Definitely scam
> I'm sorry but this is not my phone should I leave a message? He is in the shower
> Oh no nvm I found the door , I have a pack for you
> I open the door and he assumes I am my roommate
> Roommate hears and says he's actually the guy
> So he goes to sign the pack
> Sees my name on the pack and points at me, that's him.
Nothing ever goes smoothly on my end. It's amazing, almost like a supernatural power.(Edited 13 minutes later.)