Topic: Tenerife Jay: The Mystery Thickens

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 year ago #118,998

Hey everyone,

I wanted to share a puzzling mystery that's been on my mind lately: the disappearance of Tenerife Jay. Jay was last heard from on the morning of his disappearance under some very strange circumstances.

At 8:30 AM, one of his friends was on a call with him when suddenly, Jay's phone died mid-conversation. He had said that he was on 1%, and he was thirsty and fell onto a cactus.

But here's where it gets even more bizarre: another friend claims he received a Snapchat video from Jay at 8:40 AM, just ten minutes later. In this video, Jay is seen sliding on rocky scramble, seemingly carefree and enjoying himself.

How could Jay's phone have died during a call, yet he was able to send a Snapchat video only minutes afterward? Did he somehow find a way to charge his phone in such a short time in the middle of nowhere, or is there something more sinister at play?

What do you think happened to Tenerife Jay? Did he meet with an accident, or is there something more we’re missing? Let's piece this together and see if we can unravel the mystery.

Looking forward to hearing your theories!

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #1,305,882

Yaaaaawwwwwnnnnnn

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 27 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,305,892

How is that name pronounced?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,305,894

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

Like J

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,305,990

Who is this Terrific Jay?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,305,992

@previous (D)

Tenerife Jay, IRL AFK
Did he fall down a tall cliff
Or was he taken away?

boof replied with this 1 year ago, 8 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,305,996

@previous (A)
he had a gay hookup that went bad

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,306,028

ITT: Matt starts drinking early.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,306,029

@previous (B)

Wrong, obsessed fuckface. Please do the human race a favor and kys today.

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 15 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,306,033

@previous (A)
Did I say OP was Matt? Why did this trigger you so bad?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,306,035

@previous (B)

You did your boring "yaaaawwwnn" shtick that you post when you are trying to accuse someone of being Matt. Less typing more suiciding please.

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 6 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,306,040

@previous (A)
Whom, praytell, do you think I am?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,306,043

@previous (B)

Anonymous poster B

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,306,046

@previous (A)

> Anonymous poster B

In other words, you don't know. Thanks. That'll be all.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 58 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,306,047

@previous (B)

Have you got the rope yet? Will you promise to make a sign for us if you get to the other side and Tenerife Jay is already there?

Erik !saAqdaazn2 joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 8 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,306,144

His dad is annoyed that only 6 volunteers turned up to look for him.

Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago, 18 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,306,145

@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
I would be, too.

Chuffed !m8sJfgzmLE joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 5 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,306,188

@1,306,144 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
Is there even an REI or Cabelas in town? There's probably only 6 people qualified or geared up to hike the area.

Erik !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 1 year ago, 41 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,306,194

They have given up. No one care about some teenage thug going missing.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,306,225

@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)

By all accounts he was a pleasant young chap who worked hard and enjoyed a bit of sniff on the weekend, just like you.

Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,306,227

Do you think Terrific Jay is a gum popper?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,306,247

@previous (D)
Oh, no question. Bought Juicy Fruit instead of Gatorade at the corner mart then watched tiktoks until his battery was at 1%.

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