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Topic: Is Tenerife Jay dead, hiding, or kidnapped?

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 year ago #118,928

Take your bet!
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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 18 minutes later[^] [v] #1,305,277

Tenerife Jay never existed.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 24 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,305,281

Stuck to a cactus.

Erik !saAqdaazn2 joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 12 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,305,337

Hopefully he's dead

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 54 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,305,338

@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)

Why hopefully?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 17 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,305,343

@previous (A)
Not Erik, but I can probably answer. Globe trotting kids, whether trust funders, college brats, cryptobros, or music festival clowns tend to be annoying.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,305,344

Based on his name I'd say he is probably in Tenerife.

Anonymous E replied with this 1 year ago, 11 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,305,347

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I know right? They go visit a place and make it a lifestyle. At least he didn't go to bumfuck, then he'd be bumfuck Jay.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 12 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,305,351

@1,305,343 (E)

I do think he was annoying based on his willingness to set off on an 11 hour hike through the mountains with no water, despite having and using Google Maps at the start which would have told him how long it would take - if he used the "Directions" feature.

Erik !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,305,363

@1,305,338 (A)
Because he's a little shit with a criminal record for knife attacks.

@1,305,343 (E)
It's only Spain. Very cheap to go

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 1 year ago, 22 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,305,366

@1,305,351 (A)
Do we know he used Google Maps? Maybe he used Apple Maps and was led off a cliff.

But yeah, he only said that he was walking back. The "he decided to walk the 10-hour journey back" is journalists' interpolation. He probably expected to get a lift or catch a bus on the way, once he peeled himself off the cactus and found a main road.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 37 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,305,368

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)

Why didn't he wait until 10 for the bus? Maybe he was impatient and thought "fuck that", that's why he was seen walking fast on the path out, he was anger walking.

(Edited 9 seconds later.)

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