Topic: How can I convince my mother to install a fence/gate around our house?

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #11,886

I'm trying to convince the stupid bitch to have a metal fence installed around our house (8 foot tall, spiked, electronic gate, etc), but the fucking idiot won't listen. She just doesn't care about our safety and just had massive glass windows/doors installed on the front of the house. So what can I do to convince her? Loosen the wheel nuts on her car? She is so stupid, words are no longer working.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #213,750

Shine a laser in your little brother's eyes. That will convince her.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #213,751

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Fuck off.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 56 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #213,752

@previous (A)
Stop being so hostile to me. I offered you legitimate advice.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #213,753

Simulate an assault on your house.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #213,754

Paint her brake calipers.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 14 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #213,755

Rape, OP. Rape everything.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #213,759

@213,753 (C)
What do you mean? How? I don't want to completely scare the shit out of her, but when words fail what choice am I left with?

dreamworks !AUIkTW/L46 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #213,760

not sure but it'll have to do with helvetica

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #213,762

@213,759 (A)

Depending on where you live, you can, for example:

- Shoot the place up
- Fake a burglary
- Hire some mercenaries to take her hostage for a bit

(Edited 19 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 34 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #213,763

@previous (C)
Not doing any of that...

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 53 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #213,764

@previous (A)

You need to do something to show her that an 8-foot spiked electric fence is needed. I'd suggest bricking the windows, then.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 19 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #213,781

Why haven't you killed her and assumed her identity yet? I'm sure she get's a pension you'd like to get you hands on. Then you can get whatever fence you want. Your brother will never know, since he's blind, that anything is amiss. Just tell him your mom doesn't like him and isn't talking to him anymore. As long as you feed him he won't even know. Then, with a security fence, no one --and i mean no one, will hurt your family.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #213,801

@213,764 (C)
Not an electric fence, just one with an electric opening gate. I'm not going to destroy/shoot the house or have her kidnapped. Staging a burglary is a good idea, but then she might ring the police and I can't be doing with that bullshit.

ltamake !!onnLC5KY8 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #213,803

Paint her.

Nexus !jNexusRe/. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #213,805

Anyone can cut open a chain link fence with a set of bolt cutters.

Maybe she would take you more seriously if you would stop fondling her son.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #213,809

@previous (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
Obviously it would be an iron fence...

ltamake !!onnLC5KY8 replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #213,811

@previous (A)
Why do you need protection? You're not important.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #213,815

@previous (ltamake !!onnLC5KY8)
Protection from the fucktards and lower classes.

Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #213,826

lol op is a fag

Falco !PZmcClOUDk double-posted this 15 years ago, 22 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #213,827

Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #213,830

@213,815 (A)
There are classes lower than To4str? I thought he was bottom of the shit heap.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #213,899

@OP
When you go to prison for pedophilia they are going to replace the 60% of your body that is water with thick smelly black cum.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 19 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #213,912

@previous (K)
That will be a good day.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #214,189

Crash your car into the house. That'll convince her.

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swamplights !!V3J448+/B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 35 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #214,205

Plant a garden, then convince her that colored kids are stealing your tomatoes. She'll build you a rabbit proof fence.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 28 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #214,214

Move out and build your own damn fence around your own damn house instead of telling your mother what to do with her property.

FatGreen joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #214,241

Claim there's a rapist climbing in your windows and snatching your people up.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 7 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #214,300

@previous (FatGreen)
toaster is the rapist.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 25 seconds later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #214,301

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
I've never raped anyone.

Anonymous N replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #214,303

@previous (A)
No, to4ster, you are the rapists.
And then to4ster was a rapist.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 32 seconds later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #214,304

@214,301 (A)
You've fondled a bushel of children.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #214,305

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
That isn't true at all.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 55 seconds later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #214,307

@previous (A)
You were the one who made such claims. Were you lying now or then?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #214,311

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
I never claimed to have raped/molested/fondled children against their will, because I never did that.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #214,328

@previous (A)
You said that you felt up your brother before you shined a laser in his eyes.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #214,334

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Well, yes, I've always done that. Is it wrong to bask in the glory of god's creations?

FatGreen replied with this 15 years ago, 59 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #214,431

@previous (A)

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #214,442

@214,334 (A)
Is it ever right to wake up covered in a seven year old's semen?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #214,445

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
7-year-olds don't produce semen. But yes, under the right circumstances I would consider that OK.

cat !COOOOOLbus joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #214,452

@214,442 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)

> implying

Meowth !RKehomzmKo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #214,531

@213,809 (A)

> Obviously it would be an iron fence...

Have you ever used bolt cutters before?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #214,539

@previous (Meowth !RKehomzmKo)
Yes.

Meowth !RKehomzmKo replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #214,549

@previous (A)
Oh, okay.

!VoCaLoNunI joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #214,553

Have you tried cloning yourself and threatening suicide if she denied?

Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #214,554

Start dosing her on small quantities of heroin or crack, and slowly increase the amount. Once you've got her nice an hooked she should be easily manipulatable. Put it in her "special tea."

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #214,555

@previous (G)
Sounds like something I'm really gonna do to my own mother.

Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #214,558

@previous (A)
Well, i thought to myself, "what would to4str do," and i came up with getting her addicted to narcotics. It's perfectly reasonable when you stop and think about it.

ltamake !!onnLC5KY8 replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #214,561

@214,555 (A)
You said in the OP that you were willing to damage her car.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #214,569

@214,558 (G)
> It's perfectly reasonable when you stop and think about it.

Not really.

@previous (ltamake !!onnLC5KY8)
Yes but within reason. I'm not getting her addicted to smack. Jesus.

Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #214,575

@previous (A)
Be a man

Falco !PZmcClOUDk replied with this 15 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #214,644

@214,569 (A)
Get your little brother addicted then?

Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #214,689

@214,569 (A)
But that is a perfectly reasonable thing to assume to4str would do, to4str. You've got to give 'em that.

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