Minichan

Topic: minichan conspiracy iceberg

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 year ago #118,762

thinking about making one of those, at the tip would be things like the miller guide to food or old members who stopped posting then at the bottom would be things like syntax's daughter and the time where green tried to burn his apartment down

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #1,303,614

If you do it I will try to think of old obscure things.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 9 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,303,659

@OP
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Heck yes, I would be down for this. There's plenty to draw upon.

tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 5 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,303,662

That's a fun idea.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 1 year ago, 4 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,303,674

Are these things usually ranked by how well-known or obscure the things are or, like, how "dark" or shocking they are? I've seen variations of both.

I feel like leaning towards the latter would be funnier, rather than us just trying to think up the most obscure anecdotes possible. Most of us probably know about the deranged shit like Green's alcohol antics or Squeegee going crazy, but I feel like it's funnier to put that stuff at the bottom.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 7 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,303,676

Green DID burn his apartment down, that's why we haven't heard from him.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,303,686

@1,303,674 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)

> Are these things usually ranked by how well-known or obscure the things are or, like, how "dark" or shocking they are? I've seen variations of both.
>
> I feel like leaning towards the latter would be funnier, rather than us just trying to think up the most obscure anecdotes possible. Most of us probably know about the deranged shit like Green's alcohol antics or Squeegee going crazy, but I feel like it's funnier to put that stuff at the bottom.

Obscure, not necessarily dark (am op) like Bert’s lawnmower etc but I guess dark stuff would make it interesting (Bella, Catherine’s relationship with Benadryl etc)

Anonymous F double-posted this 1 year ago, 5 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,303,689

@1,303,674 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)

> Are these things usually ranked by how well-known or obscure the things are or, like, how "dark" or shocking they are? I've seen variations of both.
>
> I feel like leaning towards the latter would be funnier, rather than us just trying to think up the most obscure anecdotes possible. Most of us probably know about the deranged shit like Green's alcohol antics or Squeegee going crazy, but I feel like it's funnier to put that stuff at the bottom.

Yeah I think the sqeegee stuff happened before I started lurking, the big thing that was happening when I found out about minichan was when green was going around making videos of him huffing solvents and destroying his apartment

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 11 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,303,691

What are some of the things that can be listed?

Some ideas:

NHS Dentist Sign
Minichan Constitution
Depressionchan Tripcode Leaks
Leo Vegas Is A Rapist
Crazy Train Incident
Svet's Potato Patch
Green Butters The Bible
Anontalk URL Redirect
Fats Ferguson Car Crash Story
Naked Garden Photoshoot
Breaking GF's hand at IHOP
Kook Marries Brie
Crack House Rules

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 7 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,303,694

@1,303,689 (F)
Are you Green's old neighbor? The one who came here after hearing Green shouting "I LOVE MINICHAN.ORG" from the window?

Anonymous F replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,303,695

@1,303,691 (G)

> What are some of the things that can be listed?
>
> Some ideas:
>
> NHS Dentist Sign
> Minichan Constitution
> Depressionchan Tripcode Leaks
> Leo Vegas Is A Rapist
> Crazy Train Incident
> Svet's Potato Patch
> Green Butters The Bible
> Anontalk URL Redirect
> Fats Ferguson Car Crash Story
> Naked Garden Photoshoot
> Breaking GF's hand at IHOP
> Kook Marries Brie
> Crack House Rules

The Bible buttering would fit into the rest of the apartment arc, too much stuff to warrant them all having their own entries, also I had forgotten all about the dentist sign, I remember him stealing a traffic cone too or something

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Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,303,713

@1,303,691 (G)
> Crack House Rules

Oh God this was my favorite. The idea that crackheads will abide by rules written on a whiteboard was just hilarious 😂

I also remember how at first one of the rules was "no racism" and then a negro stole Eco's shit and then it was like full blown "fuck niggers".

Anonymous F replied with this 1 year ago, 17 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,303,715

@previous (I)

> > Crack House Rules
>
> Oh God this was my favorite. The idea that crackheads will abide by rules written on a whiteboard was just hilarious 😂
>
> I also remember how at first one of the rules was "no racism" and then a negro stole Eco's shit and then it was like full blown "fuck niggers".

What was “crackhouse rules”?

(Edited 6 minutes later.)

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 1 year ago, 11 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,303,716

@1,303,695 (F)
> I remember him stealing a traffic cone too or something
Hahaha, he stole loads of them! There's a picture somewhere out there where he's got a balcony full of them.

@previous (F)
They were these hilarious little notes that Eco left around his home, telling the drug addicts and dealers that came to his house how to behave.

It was funny because he acted very macho about them at the time, but it late came out that, shockingly, they had ignored them and trashed his house.

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,303,717

@1,303,674 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
I think well-known yet deranged/sinister/bizarre things should be at the bottom. Nexus's hostage-taking suicide-by-cop is known to everyone here but it's funniest in the depths.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 1 year ago, 29 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,303,718

OP, if you don't mind, I might start drafting this if I get some free time tonight. I like the momentum we've got going in here.

So much crazy stuff has happened.

Postmortem having naked pictures taken by a dude who looked like George Costanza.

JoeDDM, with his "nuclear kittydragon" and his later swerve into being aggressively far-left.

Everything with Kimmo, obviously.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE double-posted this 1 year ago, 5 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,303,719

@1,303,717 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
I think I agree, it's probably funnier if it becomes more deranged and unhinged as it goes on.

@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
Reducing certain things to short, snappy statements as the format demands might be challenging. Perhaps we could include some sources at the bottom of the image.

Anonymous G replied with this 1 year ago, 50 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,303,721

@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)

Just list them all and crowdsource the compact titles

Anonymous G double-posted this 1 year ago, 4 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,303,722

@1,303,695 (F)

Didn't green have a specific hatred for and a vendetta against that NHS dentist sign?

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 1 year ago, 42 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,303,730

@previous (G)
As I recall, and I could be wrong, he just randomly stole one when he was roaming around drunk. The forum found it funny and he liked the laughs it got, so he leaned into it.

Anonymous F replied with this 1 year ago, 51 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,303,741

@1,303,718 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)

> OP, if you don't mind, I might start drafting this if I get some free time tonight. I like the momentum we've got going in here.
>
> So much crazy stuff has happened.
>
> Postmortem having naked pictures taken by a dude who looked like George Costanza.
>
> JoeDDM, with his "nuclear kittydragon" and his later swerve into being aggressively far-left.
>
> Everything with Kimmo, obviously.

Yeah I’m gonna do the same thing but I’m at work right now

Anonymous F double-posted this 1 year ago, 28 seconds later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,303,742

@1,303,722 (G)

> Didn't green have a specific hatred for and a vendetta against that NHS dentist sign?

No he would just randomly break and steal stuff

Anonymous G replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,303,743

@1,303,730 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)

I'm sure I heard the tale that he was paranoid about the people who worked there because they had him banned, and he stole the sign because he kicked it and he was scared they would track him down from the dent or whatever.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,303,771

I'm gonna go to bed in a minute, but I'll post my little progress on a template so far. This is really getting my creative juices flowing, though, I've got some fun ideas for little easter eggs to put in.

One thing I like about these memes is how there's usually a character or characters running down the right side, who get progressively more horrified as the iceberg goes on. Minichan doesn't have a mascot as such, so I figure we can just use images that get posted a lot, or things to do with Minichan. If you want, post some relevant images and I can add them in.

Anonymous G replied with this 1 year ago, 4 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,303,772

@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)

Use face man

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 12 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,303,776

This sounds incredibly obsessive and unhinged.

Anonymous H replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,303,784

@1,303,719 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
@1,303,717 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
What would actually be funny is if everything is at the deepest part of the iceberg. Nobody that isn't already initiated knows a thing about this website.

Anonymous G replied with this 1 year ago, 52 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,303,794

Minichanfic

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,303,796

@1,303,771 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)

> I'm gonna go to bed in a minute, but I'll post my little progress on a template so far. This is really getting my creative juices flowing, though, I've got some fun ideas for little easter eggs to put in.
>
> One thing I like about these memes is how there's usually a character or characters running down the right side, who get progressively more horrified as the iceberg goes on. Minichan doesn't have a mascot as such, so I figure we can just use images that get posted a lot, or things to do with Minichan. If you want, post some relevant images and I can add them in.

we still haven't even decided what is going where, i think that should be worked on first. Theres a lot of shit that has happened here over the years so we have to decide what was interesting/funny enough to put on it. I still think that syntax's daughter and the crazy_laowai matt miller shit should be near the bottom as those are obscure enough to warrant it. We also have to include the shit involving eco and that one girl who knew him irl that he got to start posting here but my memory is kinda fuzzy, wasn't she a prostitute or something? eco had such a bizarre and brief existence, i sometimes think about whenever he would get high on crack and then just spam dozens of shitty rap threads with the most basic verses of all time and its still funny.

oh well, you know what they say about drugs! they're fun but they'll also kill you sometimes too

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,303,833

also i keep remembering one of the pictures green posted which was a blurry ass picture of his broken tv set smoldering on the ground and him smiling, i wish i still had it cause it was so goddamn funny

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,303,851

@1,303,796 (A)
> We also have to include the shit involving eco and that one girl who knew him irl that he got to start posting here but my memory is kinda fuzzy, wasn't she a prostitute or something?
Shai! Damn, took me like 20 minutes to find that. Yeah, Claire, another associate of Eco's, said she would sometimes trade sex for drugs. She also, which I suppose backs that up, once tried to sell nudes on here.

There was also that other woman, Claire, in his life who posted on here. IIRC most people on here liked her because she seemed relatively normal, but I always found her slightly unsettling. She seemed to vacillate between trying to help Eco with his addiction and laughing at him. I got the impression that she mostly liked having him in her life to ridicule him. Granted, we were laughing at him too, but none of us ever invited him into our homes or acted like his friend.

@previous (A)
Is this the one? There's no TV, but it's pretty close.

It's pretty easy to revisit that era, if you want to. Just search for posts with Green as thr author, sort by ascending, and only show posts with images:
https://minichan.net/search?search_for=both&topic_headline=&message_body=&author_name=Green&only_images=on&date_after=&date_before=&sort_by=age&ascending=on&page=0

Lots of broken images in the first few pages, but that stops a few pages in.

Anonymous J replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,303,852

@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
Hoarders

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,303,853

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 1 year ago, 37 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,303,854

@1,303,796 (A)
> we still haven't even decided what is going where, i think that should be worked on first.
Sure, though. People can start making putting things on tiers if they want. I should be able to knock out a template tonight, then I can start putting things on it.

I went with 7 tiers because that felt about right, in my estimation, but we can change it if needed.

@1,303,772 (G)
Quality suggestion, he's in. His facial expression is perfect, actually, he looks juuuuust a little concerned, perfect for the tier before we go off the iceberg and into the darker stuff.

Anonymous J replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,303,857

@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
You need to add this to a tier

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 1 year ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,304,227

Woo! Okay, just finished a first draft! Disclaimer, I was a little drunk when I made this. I'll definitely come back, when I'm sober, to add new stuff.

If you think something should be moved to a different tier, please say. And if you think you have a funnier side image, please post it.

Anyway, please, absolutely everyone jump in with funny or dark memories of Minichan. Let's make this thing comprehensive as hell.

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Anonymous J replied with this 1 year ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,304,228

@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
You need the Syntax reaction face.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,304,230

i think eco needs to have an entry that is just "eco spirals into drug addiction" before "eco dies"

its important people understand how fucking wild that whole thing was. Also needs entries for tg and syntax's daughter

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Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,304,231

@previous (A)
Your're right, Eco needs some nuance. He needs multiple entries, on multiple levels, to convey his presence here.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE double-posted this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,304,234

@1,304,227 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
Hm. Interesting. Now I'm looking at this on my mobile, I can see that certain extra things I put in might not be visible to users on a mobile device, versus a desktop. Which is a shame.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 47 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,304,235

@1,304,231 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)

> Your're right, Eco needs some nuance. He needs multiple entries, on multiple levels, to convey his presence here.

theres so much crazy shit that has happened its hard to break it all down.

also one thing I remember was something that happened (maybe 5-6 years ago?) where we found some psychologists bbs and green and people just set up shop there until the owner found out and closed it, that was fucking awesome.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,304,236

@previous (A)
The Dr. Robert's Forum! Yes, that has to go in!

You may not know this, but tteh "hacked" that forum literally by typing into the URL bar to get moderator permissions. I shit you not, that forum software was so crap all you had to do to ruin it was know what to type into the URL.

That website is also where we got Squeegee from, by the way. Foreshadowing.

Anonymous G replied with this 1 year ago, 36 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,304,237

@1,304,227 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)

That time toastr made his little brother blind because he threatened to snitch

Red calipers

Anonymous G double-posted this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,304,239

Also should be "Nexus murders Rooster"

Anonymous G triple-posted this 1 year ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,304,242

Matt owes $50

Becky was a wiseguy

Bitcoin Guy shilling under 1c BTC

Toastr in Cambodia

B4L

Suicide for under $20 / 🐶 ready ass

Footer wars

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 7 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,304,325

@1,304,227 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
That picture of Negi, you say...

Where do Bertfields fall on this list?

Anonymous J replied with this 1 year ago, 10 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,304,326

@1,304,236 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
Don't leave out the Meals/Eels loop!

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 1 year ago, 16 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,304,405

It should include the lovely woods. And the purpose of the moon.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 1 year ago, 9 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,304,561

Broseph's book club.

@1,304,237 (G)
@1,304,242 (G)
@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
All good stuff! I'll add it in when I get home later.

@1,304,239 (G)
I might call it something like "Nexus shoots Rooster the police dog". I may be wrong but not everyone necessarily knows or remembers the dog was called Rooster. I may be overthinking it because the audience for this is maybe 15 people, though.

(Edited 4 minutes later.)

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE double-posted this 1 year ago, 34 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,304,564

Catherine's play. Work of art, has to be recognised.

Anonymous K replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,304,595

@OP
What about the part where Dave FISTFUCKS all of his critics?

Anonymous G replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,304,600

@1,304,561 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)

> not everyone necessarily knows or remembers the dog was called Rooster.

Perfect entry title for the bottom of the iceberg chart then eh

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 months later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,321,516

@1,304,234 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
> That website is also where we got Squeegee from, by the way. Foreshadowing.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 4 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,321,525

@1,304,595 (K)

> What about the part where Dave FISTFUCKS all of his critics?

What about the part where Dave got his faggot ass handed to him and then ran away like scared puppy?

Anonymous G replied with this 1 year ago, 43 seconds later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,321,526

@previous (N)

Doge

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 1 year ago, 8 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,321,577

Oh wow, I completely forgot about this thing. But, I think the moment has passed.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE double-posted this 1 year ago, 4 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,321,580

@1,321,516 (M)
I'm actually slightly disappointed that he deteriorated so much after that long absence. All in all, he was a cool guy back in the day, he brought fun and positivity to the board.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,321,611

@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
Whom could have foreseen that acquiring patients from a psychiatrists forum might result in a few crazies?

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 32 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,321,617

tinychat parties feel shockingly absent if we're going for memories of the most active times. every damn day in 2010 i was in here like "let's hang out on tinychat". obviously nothing good ever happened there, but like. you know how it is

(Edited 1 minute later.)

boof replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,321,630

@1,321,611 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
wasnt that also where matt and syntax came from?

(Edited 17 seconds later.)

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 1 year ago, 9 hours later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,321,710

@previous (boof)
No, they came from Bianca's, an old website from the 90s. Squeegee came from the Dr. Roberts forum, which was a forum for a psychologist (or whatever he was) to talk to people with mental health issues.
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