Topic: Hello everyone, I'm new.
The Tailor started this discussion 1 year ago #118,626
Allow me to introduce myself with the garments that adorn my person this day. I'll begin with the foundation, so to speak: my Black Rockport leather slip-ons. These supple shoes boast a rich, full-grain calfskin construction, carefully crafted to develop a beautiful patina over time. The smooth, buffed finish is a testament to the quality of the leather, while the sleek, streamlined design ensures a seamless integration with my overall aesthetic. Next, I'll move on to the Grey Van Heusen dress shirt, which boasts a classic two-button spread collar and a slim, fitted silhouette. The subtle sheen of the cotton Oxford weave adds depth and dimension to the fabric, making it perfect for a day of professional endeavors. Of course, no outfit is complete without proper hosiery, and my Grey socks are crafted from a soft, yet resilient merino wool blend that provides both comfort and thermal regulation. Now, let's talk about the main event: my Black Dockers khakis. These trousers boast a generous cut through the thigh, allowing for ease of movement while maintaining a crisp, tailored appearance. The subtle stretch of the fabric ensures a comfortable fit, even after a long day of wear. And speaking of comfort, my trusty Blue boxer shorts provide a breathable, moisture-wicking layer beneath – perfect for those hot summer days when one's attire must be both functional and stylish. Finally, I'll draw attention to the crowning jewel of my ensemble: my Black t-shirt. Constructed from a luxurious 100% Egyptian cotton pima blend, this tee boasts a soft, silky texture that drapes elegantly across the physique. The slim fit ensures a streamlined silhouette, while the high-quality yarns provide exceptional durability and resistance to shrinkage. In total, these carefully curated garments form a cohesive, put-together look that exudes confidence, sophistication, and – dare I say it? – a dash of old-world elegance. And, as any discerning gent will attest, there's no substitute for the satisfaction of having crafted one's own wardrobe with care and attention to detail.Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #1,302,707
Fifty year old unemployed alcoholic.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 22 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,302,709
My need for attention is great.
I will do anything to get you to follow me.
I will admit to being one of the biggest pedos in chan history (TGComix although that wasn't me) and even post like he did just so you will post back to me. I do not care what it takes.
I will go as far as posting pictures of my wedding day. I'm smart enough to cover my own face, but leave my wife's in full view. (I don't have much common sense) or really care enough about her. But my need for attention is that powerful!
I guess I should to be careful and think back to what information I gave out over the years because I have made a few enemies and they might give it out, or maybe they already have? And that could really get me in some serious trouble.
I probably should seek professional help to overcome this need for attention. Maybe I can get some help on facebook?
Who Am I?
I will do anything to get you to follow me.
I will admit to being one of the biggest pedos in chan history (TGComix although that wasn't me) and even post like he did just so you will post back to me. I do not care what it takes.
I will go as far as posting pictures of my wedding day. I'm smart enough to cover my own face, but leave my wife's in full view. (I don't have much common sense) or really care enough about her. But my need for attention is that powerful!
I guess I should to be careful and think back to what information I gave out over the years because I have made a few enemies and they might give it out, or maybe they already have? And that could really get me in some serious trouble.
I probably should seek professional help to overcome this need for attention. Maybe I can get some help on facebook?
Who Am I?
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 31 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,302,713
Cromulent