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Topic: I am on my third shit of the morning.

Erik !saAqdaazn2 started this discussion 1 year ago #118,517

It's 08.42 am and I'm having my third shit.

I think this is a combination of last night's curry and pints followed by a coffee a few hours ago.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 14 seconds later[^] [v] #1,301,987

lol

boof joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 42 seconds later, 56 seconds after the original post[^] [v] #1,301,990

that's a lot of shit!

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,301,997

If you made more money, you could afford to pay someone to walk behind you with a dustpan and broom, really cut down on all that wasted time.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,302,001

I always need a shit after a can of monster in the morning. It's worse after a curry, I avoid curries the night before work.

Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 5 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,302,027

@previous (E)
Those energy drinks are causing cancer.

Anonymous E replied with this 1 year ago, 6 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,302,028

@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)

Everything is. Even the air we breathe. So I don't really care any more. Today I absolutely blew up my toilet with thick, clay-like shit. You've never seen a skid like it bud.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 40 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,302,041

@1,302,027 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
I love how society went for round 2 with chems (vapes and energy drinks). We didn't learn from the cigarette fiasco, heh.

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,302,057

@1,302,028 (E)
> clay-like
Mr. Whipple?

Anonymous E replied with this 1 year ago, 3 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,302,077

@previous (B)

More like cement.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,302,083

@1,302,057 (B)

> > clay-like
> Mr. Whipple?

Mr. Whipple would have said "coiled and clay-like" lol

Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 4 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,302,104

@1,302,028 (E)
I dunno, I have made some pretty outrageous skids. I regret not having black underpants yesterday it was that bad.

Anonymous E replied with this 1 year ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,302,144

@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)

Sorry, I meant in the pan. I have had some mad ones in my undies but usually I wear black or dark grey so it's not so noticeable.

Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,302,148

@previous (E)
I think you and I are very much alike.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,302,149

@1,302,104 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
If you have skidmarks in your underwear then you haven't finished wiping. Wiping your own ass isn't complicated.

Anonymous E replied with this 1 year ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,302,150

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

If you use TP, you always have shit on your arse no matter how much you wipe.

Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 32 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,302,151

@1,302,149 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Not true. I wipe my arse clean when fart out small chunks of shit throughout the day. I know this because I'll wipe clean, do a bunch of farting then when I go for a piss and check my arse it's all poopy again.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,302,157

@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
See a doctor

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 year ago, 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,302,158

@1,302,150 (E)
Yes there never be 0% of anything anywhere but it's trivial to not have so much shit on your butt that it gets on your underwear.
@1,302,151 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
This is one of the most fucked up things I've ever read and also you should see a doctor about that because that's not normal.

Anonymous E replied with this 1 year ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,302,160

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

I too tend to wipe clean and fart poop, and it gets worse if you scrat your arse.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 year ago, 51 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,302,170

@previous (E)
Do you not shit fully the first time or do you not wipe inside of your butthole? I'm so confused.

Anonymous E replied with this 1 year ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,302,171

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

The farts are manly and have heft, it can't be helped.

Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 30 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,302,180

@previous (E)
I can definitely relate here.

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,302,334

@1,302,151 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
lol man, you need to see a doctor

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 4 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,302,372

I'm on courtesy flush #3 myself - I think I have mild food poisoning.
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