Topic: I am on my third shit of the morning.
Erik !saAqdaazn2 started this discussion 1 year ago #118,517
It's 08.42 am and I'm having my third shit. I think this is a combination of last night's curry and pints followed by a coffee a few hours ago.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 14 seconds later[^] [v] #1,301,987
lol
boof joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 42 seconds later, 56 seconds after the original post[^] [v] #1,301,990
that's a lot of shit!
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,301,997
If you made more money, you could afford to pay someone to walk behind you with a dustpan and broom, really cut down on all that wasted time.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,302,001
I always need a shit after a can of monster in the morning. It's worse after a curry, I avoid curries the night before work.
Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 5 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,302,027
Anonymous E replied with this 1 year ago, 6 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,302,028
@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
Everything is. Even the air we breathe. So I don't really care any more. Today I absolutely blew up my toilet with thick, clay-like shit. You've never seen a skid like it bud.
Everything is. Even the air we breathe. So I don't really care any more. Today I absolutely blew up my toilet with thick, clay-like shit. You've never seen a skid like it bud.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 40 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,302,041
@1,302,027 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
I love how society went for round 2 with chems (vapes and energy drinks). We didn't learn from the cigarette fiasco, heh.
I love how society went for round 2 with chems (vapes and energy drinks). We didn't learn from the cigarette fiasco, heh.
Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,302,057
Anonymous E replied with this 1 year ago, 3 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,302,077
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,302,083
Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 4 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,302,104
@1,302,028 (E)
I dunno, I have made some pretty outrageous skids. I regret not having black underpants yesterday it was that bad.
I dunno, I have made some pretty outrageous skids. I regret not having black underpants yesterday it was that bad.
Anonymous E replied with this 1 year ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,302,144
@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
Sorry, I meant in the pan. I have had some mad ones in my undies but usually I wear black or dark grey so it's not so noticeable.
Sorry, I meant in the pan. I have had some mad ones in my undies but usually I wear black or dark grey so it's not so noticeable.
Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,302,148
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,302,149
@1,302,104 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
If you have skidmarks in your underwear then you haven't finished wiping. Wiping your own ass isn't complicated.
If you have skidmarks in your underwear then you haven't finished wiping. Wiping your own ass isn't complicated.
Anonymous E replied with this 1 year ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,302,150
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
If you use TP, you always have shit on your arse no matter how much you wipe.
If you use TP, you always have shit on your arse no matter how much you wipe.
Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 32 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,302,151
@1,302,149 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Not true. I wipe my arse clean when fart out small chunks of shit throughout the day. I know this because I'll wipe clean, do a bunch of farting then when I go for a piss and check my arse it's all poopy again.
Not true. I wipe my arse clean when fart out small chunks of shit throughout the day. I know this because I'll wipe clean, do a bunch of farting then when I go for a piss and check my arse it's all poopy again.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,302,157
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 year ago, 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,302,158
@1,302,150 (E)
Yes there never be 0% of anything anywhere but it's trivial to not have so much shit on your butt that it gets on your underwear.
@1,302,151 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
This is one of the most fucked up things I've ever read and also you should see a doctor about that because that's not normal.
Yes there never be 0% of anything anywhere but it's trivial to not have so much shit on your butt that it gets on your underwear.
@1,302,151 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
This is one of the most fucked up things I've ever read and also you should see a doctor about that because that's not normal.
Anonymous E replied with this 1 year ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,302,160
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I too tend to wipe clean and fart poop, and it gets worse if you scrat your arse.
I too tend to wipe clean and fart poop, and it gets worse if you scrat your arse.
(Edited 2 minutes later.)
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 year ago, 51 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,302,170
@previous (E)
Do you not shit fully the first time or do you not wipe inside of your butthole? I'm so confused.
Do you not shit fully the first time or do you not wipe inside of your butthole? I'm so confused.
Anonymous E replied with this 1 year ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,302,171
Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 30 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,302,180
Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,302,334
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 4 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,302,372
I'm on courtesy flush #3 myself - I think I have mild food poisoning.