Topic: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 year ago #118,432

If so, what happened and by whom?

Poll option	Votes	Percentage	Graph
Yes	2	50%
No	2	50%

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 44 minutes later[^] [v] #1,301,300

Yes, I was half chub and 40 minutes into it, nowhere close to release. They came in and I finished right there. I have a voyeur fetish

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 32 seconds later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,301,301

@previous (B)
lol who caught you?

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 28 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,301,313

@previous (A)
It was in a utility closet on campus, I don't know who the person was.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,301,315

@previous (B)
lol guy or girl?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,301,323

Apparently my curtains were more see-through than I thought, whole group of neighbors rolled up to party. Not one that I could even be proud of - I'm talking Gollem fucking a football with two hands kind of situation. I could hear them all laughing outside - I moved out as fast as I could scrounge up some cash (2 months; didn't talk to anyone after).

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 36 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,301,324

@1,301,315 (A)
They were androgynous and I tried to look away so it's harder to tell and it was dark in there before I was flashbanged by the stranger.

(Edited 17 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 54 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,301,325

@previous (B)
Did some of your cum accidentally splash on them?

boof joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 18 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,301,326

I don't know how people with cats or dogs in the house ever masturbate or fuck -- they know what you are doing, no matter what room you are in

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,301,343

I got caught by @OPenis's ex Chinese wife. She grabbed my egg roll and beat it for me.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,301,344

@1,301,326 (boof)

They can come at me when they learn how to use the toilet instead of shitting on the ground

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 8 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,301,414

@1,301,343 (E)
Exchinese? Did she get the eyelid surgery?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,301,457

It's embarrassing the first time you get caught masturbating in public, but by the 12th time you really get to know your local cops.

(Edited 26 seconds later.)

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,301,741

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
If the Shomrim show up do you start jacking each other off?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 19 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,301,742

@previous (H)
The fucking Samaritans?

Father Dave !0i4B6vyxpE joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,301,745

@1,301,457 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

> It's embarrassing the first time you get caught masturbating in public, but by the 12th time you really get to know your local cops.

You're preaching to the choir here!

Minichan