Topic: My job has a bathroom that turns off the light when the company thinks you've pooped long enough

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 year ago #118,390

Jokes on them, I'll just shit in the dark

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 54 minutes later[^] [v] #1,301,007

Sounds like the joke is actually on the next guy using the toilet 😂

Edit: LITERALLY! 😂

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Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,301,014

Almost as bad as those slanted toilets. I swear you have to be an uncaring machine to get into management - your life becomes shitting on the next batch of peons and the cycle continues.
I work with a guy that isn't like that, he just didn't do the math. Once he got there he had the realization that he now had to do the BS write-ups and policy stuff - he wasn't doing the corporate ladder thing to step on people.

Anonymous C double-posted this 1 year ago, 26 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,301,015

@1,301,007 (B)
God damn, that's a crime scene right there

boof joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,301,048

how are you supposed to know when you wiped out the shit enough

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 39 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,301,057

Isn't it just a timer based on motion? If you strapped a photosensitive bomb to yourself while you went to the bathroom, you could change the industry forever!

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 9 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,301,154

@1,301,048 (boof)
I'll know, my toilet cams are infrared. I can text you if you want.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 53 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,301,155

Just shit all over the floor and walk out proudly.

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