Topic: I have a very particular masturbation context

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 year ago #118,317

I can only get off while wanking in one situation> I have to be looking at an enlarged face photo oh some girl I know or one I have at least interacted with. I have to have an elaborate backstory that involves her being madly in love with me, but the sex I imagine is coincidental, like we are in a social situation where sex is unexpected by happens anyway Anything other than this, and I can't get it up. You?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 32 minutes later[^] [v] #1,300,335

Suppose I said I had to spray burger king perfume and order some burger king, have the guy or girl wear a burger king mask while I wear a burger king crown? Would you believe me? You shouldn't but what if?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,300,336

@previous (B)
I believe you.

boof joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 4 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,300,339

" I have a very particular masturbation context " was a Liam Neison line said to the kidnappers and instructed them to send pics

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,300,340

@1,300,336 (A)

Okay now hear me out, would it be so bad if I had someone dressed as Ronald McDonald tied up in a chair watching all of it?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 10 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,300,341

@previous (B)
Bad? It would be, in fact, even better! Will there be McFarts involved?

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,300,342

@previous (A)

Uff, well. What if this is where it gets bad? Would that be so terrible? Ronald McDonald manages to cut free and in a instant slits burger king's throat? You see where I'm going with this?

Ronald McDonald forces you to watch him bleed to death and then he knocks you out and you wake up at the basement of McDonalds. There, Ronald shows you the evidence, that burger king was actually involved in a satanic cult. You let Ronald train you to be the perfect McDonalds employee in his basement because you owe him, he saved you.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 58 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,300,343

@previous (B)
That's fucking hot.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,300,345

Fifty. Years. Old.

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,300,353

@1,300,343 (A)

Thx but unfortunately where do you go from here? This is barely a page, you know? I mean, we could go around in circles?

What if Wendy rescues you from Ronald? But has some weird ideas about "behavior therapy" and insists on having you trained as a dog? It's good cardio and helps you better fit in at Wendy's.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,300,354

@1,300,345 (D)
You are a piece of shit!!

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