I was just told by the Eternal God Emperor that my opponent has been convicted. As a celebration I will begin to open FEMA camps and start arresting all republicans. I am a nazi dictator and this is a great day for me. Also gas will go up 5 dollars this Friday.
Remember to always praise your Eternal God Emperor, my subjects.(Edited 49 seconds later.)
Close the Liquid Natural Gas pipelines. (pause) Listen, shits about to get real buster