tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 5 minutes later[^][v]#1,299,396
No. The only option is to continue living. You cannot guarantee 100% success; you might wind up a brain-dead vegetable, quadraspazzed on a life glug for the rest of your life. You don't want that hell.
tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 1 year ago, 7 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,299,404
@1,299,397 (A)
People have survived exit bags. People have survived 6-mile falls from an aeroplane into a mountain. Multiple gunshots to the head. Enormous overdoses of amphetamines while evading soldiers. Etc. Sure, it's probably amongst the most peaceful ways to go, but nothing is 100%. Imagine being a locked-in vegetable for the remainder of your life. You'd be praying for your current lot.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 22 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,299,405
@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Maybe one could set up a fail-safe system whereby a gun shoots you in the head after, say, one hour in the exit bag, just in case.
> No. The only option is to continue living. You cannot guarantee 100% success; you might wind up a brain-dead vegetable, quadraspazzed on a life glug for the rest of your life. You don't want that hell.
Just take a big pill of cake and you’ll be alright! Watch out for “czech neck”
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,299,423
They mix oxygen with the helium nowadays so that it doesn't work, and also some have a special dead man's switch nozzle that stops the flow if you let go.
You'd be better off clamping a chainsaw onto a table and throwing your head onto the spinning blade.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,299,439
@1,299,437 (A)
You are not strangling the shit out of yourself. You are putting pressure on an artery until you pass out. You can do it while sitting down
> Wouldn't one get a panic response though and struggle against the asphyxiation?
Unconsciousness comes quickly, within 10-30 seconds. There is a few minutes of flopping around but that is unconscious (you can tell because they start convulsing and go into decerebrate/decorticate posturing)
Think about it this way: if it felt so bad why do so many people do it for fun while beating off?
You seem like the type that respects science so here's an actual peer-reviewed scientific paper on it from the Journal of Forensic Sciences where four filmed suicidal hangings are analyzed: https://sci-hub.ru/10.1111/j.1556-4029.2008.00910.x If you turn to figure 1, you will see loss of consciousness was achieved in under 20 seconds in every case.
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 18 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,299,468
a 300% effective way to kill yourself, would be to follow uncle teds example, but with a snackbar redundancy(to deny the glowniggers the chance at revenge).
Anonymous K replied with this 1 year ago, 11 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,299,566
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
The site has been in the news on multiple occasions from suicides by people that visited the site, and lots of people have been trying to get the site shut down, so to protect the site, I won't reveal it here.