Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 4 hours later[^][v]#1,299,080
Every fart you release is a roll of the dice.
I had to reschedule a meeting with a client who had already made it to the office because I misjudged a fart. They didn't show up to the new time. Cost me $500 in commission.
Best advice is to fast 12 hours before anything important.