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Topic: Line of the day

boof started this discussion 1 year ago #118,152

"I farted on the wall and accidentally crapped on it."

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 4 hours later[^] [v] #1,299,080

Every fart you release is a roll of the dice.

I had to reschedule a meeting with a client who had already made it to the office because I misjudged a fart. They didn't show up to the new time. Cost me $500 in commission.

Best advice is to fast 12 hours before anything important.
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