Topic: FAO: Banana Guy

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 year ago #118,143

Does your company like ripe bananas from the tree, or do they have one of those bullshit ripening rooms that use gas to fake ripeness?

dw !p9hU6ckyqw joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #1,298,987

They are all fresh from the Danish banana plantations

boof joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 6 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,299,009

do not, DO NOT enter the bullshit ripening room when the ripening process is in full swing

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 3 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,299,044

@1,298,987 (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)

Danish bananas are actually fished from the sea as a known banana containing golf stream encircles Denmark.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,299,062

Most companies dont pick ripe bananas, because bananas are one of the fruits that continue to ripen after they are picked

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 5 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,299,063

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

So his company doesn't use bullshit ripening rooms?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,299,064

@1,299,044 (D)
From a purely culinary perspective.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 year ago, 9 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,299,065

@1,299,063 (A)
They don't need to, because bananas continue to ripen after being picked

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 11 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,299,066

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

Some places use them

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 year ago, 32 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,299,069

@previous (A)
That's nut. I wonder what's the point?

Anonymous F replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,299,070

@1,299,066 (A)
Did tallyman tally you banana?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,299,075

@1,299,069 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

They get the banana super duper early green, so they're tough for transport. Then they ripen them to yellow in the bullshit ripening room.

dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 1 year ago, 13 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,299,077

@1,299,062 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
But they need to be ripe in the supermarket

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 year ago, 10 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,299,079

@previous (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
But a bunch of them are green in the super market,with ever more turning yellow in the back

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 29 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,299,081

@1,299,069 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
bananaspiders

dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 1 year ago, 3 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,299,114

@1,299,079 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Because they have some ripening left to do. They don't look like how they come off the tree

boof replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,299,117

I think a good name is Bo Nanners

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 year ago, 10 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,299,138

@1,299,081 (G)
We have those in Florida and they are truly horrific up close

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Kook !!rcSrAtaAC double-posted this 1 year ago, 36 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,299,139

@1,299,114 (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
I just thought that they'd ripen during the long journey from where they are grown

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC triple-posted this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,299,141

@1,299,081 (G)
They're fucking huge and eat birds. If you throw a stick at one, it will lunge at the stick, juiced up and ready to fight

Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,299,150

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

So it's like regular spiders but on steroids?

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 year ago, 36 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,299,155

@previous (D)
Yes. They're so big and gross looking. They also make their website in high trees overlooking paths and they sometimes fall off on top of you

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 weeks later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,302,378

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 10 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,302,379

@previous (H)

Isn't this cannibalism?

Anonymous H replied with this 1 year ago, 23 seconds later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,302,380

@previous (A)
That's what he is thinking about.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 45 seconds later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,302,381

@previous (H)

What's to ponder

Imagine if that was a human holding an arm or something

Anonymous H replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,302,382

@previous (A)
He's holding a whole banana, and it doesn't have a face or limbs.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 20 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,302,386

@previous (H)

There are no little humans that a human can hold in his hand. He has to hold an arm or foot.

Anonymous H replied with this 1 year ago, 28 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,302,391

@previous (A)
You see someone carrying a baby-size human, with no limbs or a face. Is it clear that this is cannibalism?

boof replied with this 1 year ago, 7 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,302,430

scientists have discovered that humans and bananas share a common ancestor

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 5 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,302,439

@1,302,391 (H)

If I saw someone eating a baby I would be confident that it was cannibalism.

Anonymous H replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,302,441

@previous (A)
It's not a baby, it doesn't even have a face.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 5 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,302,541

@previous (H)

Some babies are born without faces

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 10 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,302,552

@previous (A)

But are faces born without babies attached to it? 🤔

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 23 seconds later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,302,553

@previous (I)

Maybe

Anonymous H replied with this 1 year ago, 3 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,302,587

@1,302,541 (A)
Traditionally those children are eaten.

Anonymous F replied with this 1 year ago, 42 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,302,597

itt: Autistic retards arguing about whether a giant banana-man can technically commit cannibalism

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