Topic: FAO: Father Merrin
Anonymous A started this discussion 1 year ago #118,130
Is analingus a sin?
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 39 seconds later[^] [v] #1,298,881
By and large.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 14 seconds later, 53 seconds after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,882
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1 year ago, 57 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,883
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,885
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1 year ago, 53 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,886
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 4 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,888
@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
English, French, German, Spanish, Latin, Koine Greek, Classical Hebrew.
English, French, German, Spanish, Latin, Koine Greek, Classical Hebrew.
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1 year ago, 4 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,889
@previous (A)
I see. And during your reading of the Bible in all those languages, have you come across any passages that in your view pertain to the question in your OP?
I see. And during your reading of the Bible in all those languages, have you come across any passages that in your view pertain to the question in your OP?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 51 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,890
@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
Not that I can think of. I'm pretty sure the Bible never mentions licking buttholes. I could be wrong, which is why I asked you, an expert.
Not that I can think of. I'm pretty sure the Bible never mentions licking buttholes. I could be wrong, which is why I asked you, an expert.
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,891
@previous (A)
I see. The Bible never mentions beating somebody to death with a frying pan. Do you think beating somebody to death with a frying pan is a sin, from a Biblical perspective? If yes, why? If no, why not?
I see. The Bible never mentions beating somebody to death with a frying pan. Do you think beating somebody to death with a frying pan is a sin, from a Biblical perspective? If yes, why? If no, why not?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,892
@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
Look, I don't know. Could you please just tell me if I'm going to hell because I've licked hundreds of female buttholes during my lifetime? Stop answering like a rabbi. You're a priest.
Look, I don't know. Could you please just tell me if I'm going to hell because I've licked hundreds of female buttholes during my lifetime? Stop answering like a rabbi. You're a priest.
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,893
@previous (A)
> Look, I don't know.
I see. To be clear, you're "intimately" familiar with the Bible in numerous languages and you can't say if beating someone to death with a frying pan is a sin from a Biblical perspective?
> Look, I don't know.
I see. To be clear, you're "intimately" familiar with the Bible in numerous languages and you can't say if beating someone to death with a frying pan is a sin from a Biblical perspective?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 14 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,900
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1 year ago, 9 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,901
@previous (A)
I see. So if you've connected "beating somebody to death with a frying pan" with "murder", under which sin - if any - do you suppose the act described in your OP falls?
I see. So if you've connected "beating somebody to death with a frying pan" with "murder", under which sin - if any - do you suppose the act described in your OP falls?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 34 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,906
@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
I don't know, which is why I am asking an expert. Please just tell me.
I don't know, which is why I am asking an expert. Please just tell me.
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1 year ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,908
@previous (A)
> I don't know
I see. First a question: for what did you spend thousands of hours reading the entire Bible in 7 different languages if you can't answer such a basic theological question?
> I don't know
I see. First a question: for what did you spend thousands of hours reading the entire Bible in 7 different languages if you can't answer such a basic theological question?
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 38 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,915
@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
> for what did you spend thousands of hours reading the entire Bible in 7 different languages
He's not very bright, is he?
> for what did you spend thousands of hours reading the entire Bible in 7 different languages
He's not very bright, is he?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 32 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,921
@1,298,908 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
So you are no help. I came to you for spiritual help and you blew me off. Some priest you are. I’m converting to Hinduism. Bye.
So you are no help. I came to you for spiritual help and you blew me off. Some priest you are. I’m converting to Hinduism. Bye.
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1 year ago, 16 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,922
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 16 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,923
Oh my you are so smart! People in here are mesmerized by your ability to tie people in knots with your wits.
Whatever makes you feel like the big man on campus I guess.
Whatever makes you feel like the big man on campus I guess.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,924
@1,298,922 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
"tie you up in knots" = "pretend to be a priest and prove I know nothing about the Bible"
"tie you up in knots" = "pretend to be a priest and prove I know nothing about the Bible"
boof joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 46 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,925
Buttholy
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1 year ago, 12 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,927
@1,298,924 (A)
> "prove I know nothing about the Bible"
See:
@1,298,901 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
> I see. So if you've connected "beating somebody to death with a frying pan" with "murder", under which sin - if any - do you suppose the act described in your OP falls?
> "prove I know nothing about the Bible"
See:
@1,298,901 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
> I see. So if you've connected "beating somebody to death with a frying pan" with "murder", under which sin - if any - do you suppose the act described in your OP falls?
Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,929
@1,298,924 (A)
If you've read the entire bible in 7 different languages, then you should know the answer to your stupid shtick.
If you've read the entire bible in 7 different languages, then you should know the answer to your stupid shtick.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,932
Brother Chuckle Fuck replied with this 1 year ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,934
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 4 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,956
dave why do you freak out when i remind everyone that you are a literal pedophile
is it cause i struck a nerve?
is it cause i struck a nerve?
boof replied with this 1 year ago, 8 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,957
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,299,166
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Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,299,169
It depends upon whom you do the licking, surely? It wouldn't be a sin to lick your wife's butthole. But it is a sin to wish you could lick your neighbor's wife butthole.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 39 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,299,171
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)Anonymous E replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,299,172
