Minichan

Topic: Can God create a boulder too heavy for Him to lift?

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 year ago #118,073

Please explain your answer.
Poll option Votes Percentage Graph
4 44%
5 56%

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 1 year ago, 25 minutes later[^] [v] #1,298,285

Please explain your answer.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 39 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,288

@previous (A)
Fuck you

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,319

Of course. What a silly question. God is omnipotent.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 8 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,320

No, because the conditions of the thought experiment are nonsensical due to conflicting premises.

God also cannot create married singletons, square circles or make 1=0. They are a contradiction in terms. You can say them, but they don't mean anything. These parameters were created by God - he made squares, circles, 1 and 0.

Dry something using water. Lift something down. These are inconceivable contradictions.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 39 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,332

@previous (D)
So God is bounded by the conceivable. Not very omnipotent now!

Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,341

@previous (E)

That's a foolish way to look at it

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1 year ago, 4 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,342

@previous (D)

> That's a foolish way to look at it

It isn't. God is omnipotent. It means he can do anything.

Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,343

@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)

It is absurd to suppose that any being, no matter how powerful, could draw a round square.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 6 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,345

@previous (D)
Not bragging but I did that just the other day. It's not hard.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1 year ago, 26 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,346

@1,298,343 (D)

> It is absurd to suppose that any being, no matter how powerful, could draw a round square.

God can do anything. He is omnipotent.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,348

@1,298,342 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)

> > That's a foolish way to look at it
>
> It isn't. God is omnipotent. It means he can do anything.

Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago, 32 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,352

@1,298,346 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)

This is untrue. For example, God can not lie. It is impossible for Him.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1 year ago, 54 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,354

@previous (D)

> This is untrue. For example, God can not lie. It is impossible for Him.

All things are possible for God. He is omnipotent.

Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,363

@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)

I see, so you're claiming that the Bible is incorrect. I'm glad you've allowed me to realize that you're full of shit. That will be all.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,365

@previous (D)

> I see, so you're claiming that the Bible is incorrect.

Au contraire. The Bible is the infallible Word of God.

Bless you for the chance to educate you, friend.

Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,366

@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)

I see, so you do in fact admit that it is impossible for God to lie.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,367

@previous (D)

> I see, so you do in fact admit that it is impossible for God to lie.

All things are possible for God. He is omnipotent.

Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago, 28 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,368

@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)

And so when the Bible says in black and white that it is impossible for God to lie, how do you feel about that?

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1 year ago, 8 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,371

@previous (D)

> And so when the Bible says in black and white that it is impossible for God to lie

Citation needed.

Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago, 17 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,379

@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)

Hebrews 6:18, thanks. How do you feel?

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1 year ago, 14 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,385

@previous (D)

> Hebrews 6:18

I see. Now quote the passage please.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc double-posted this 1 year ago, 36 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,397

And Anon D fell silent :)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 21 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,398

@1,298,365 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
"In hope of eternal life, which God, that cannot lie, promised before the world began." Thanks.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,400

@previous (A)
Excuse me sir, Anon D and I are in the middle of a conversation. We'll get to whatever you want to discuss upon resolution of that conversation.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 17 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,402

@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
I'm a Catholic Bishop. Perhaps you should defer to me, my son.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1 year ago, 32 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,406

@previous (A)

> I'm a Catholic Bishop.

Then your OP reveals you to be a colossal berk :))

Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,414

@1,298,385 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)

Sure, I will quote directly from my copy of NLT:

> So God has given both his promise and his oath. These two things are unchangeable because it is impossible for God to lie. Therefore, we who have fled to him for refuge can have great confidence as we hold to the hope that lies before us.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,416

> responding to obvious bait

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1 year ago, 4 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,418

@1,298,414 (D)

> Sure, I will quote directly from my copy of NLT.

*sigh*

Quote the Greek please.

Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago, 4 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,420

@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)

Unfortunately, I don't own a copy of the Septuagint nor can I speak, write or read Koine Greek.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1 year ago, 4 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,423

@previous (D)

> Unfortunately, I don't own a copy of the Septuagint nor can I speak, write or read Koine Greek.

I see. Then your ignorance of the scripture you have 'quoted' has an explanation.

Let me know if you are interested in learning Biblical Greek and I will act as your mentor. In the meantime, have a blessed day my child.

Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago, 14 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,435

@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)

I benefit from the collected knowledge of many wise people, who have crafted the NLT for me. Thank you for your blessings, and may the Lord's light shine upon you.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1 year ago, 10 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,440

@previous (D)

> Thank you for your blessings

You are always welcome, my child!

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 9 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,446

@1,298,416 (H)

Anonymous E replied with this 1 year ago, 19 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,458

@1,298,435 (D)
So you're not familiar with the Bible? Why pretend?

Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago, 10 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,463

@previous (E)

I am intimately familiar with the Bible. Are you?

Anonymous I replied with this 1 year ago, 50 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,478

@previous (D)
He said The Bible, not the Choir Boys

Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago, 9 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,539

@previous (I)

Are the Choir Boys a boy band of some kind? I don't listen to popular tunes.

dw !p9hU6ckyqw joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,544

You just make one that he can lift and then another one and mush them together

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1 year ago, 26 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,548

@previous (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
Good lateral thinking. Now take a crack at the horse/fly problem.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,551

God couldn't but his dad definitely could.

dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,562

@1,298,548 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
I already did

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,574

@previous (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
How'd you get on?

dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,591

@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
I never heard the answer

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,666

@1,298,574 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
Do you use the "large text" accessibility feature on your computer?
:

Please familiarise yourself with the rules and markup syntax before posting.