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Topic: An introduction to myself

Eternal God Emperor Obama started this discussion 1 year ago #118,042

I am a nazi dictator raised by hitler and his descendants in Kenya. They taught me the ways of the swastika since I was 4. They told me want I was older I was meant to be president of the USA. This other person was also raised in my hometown after someone heard the plans for me. He was raised to first be a successful billionaire and then go on to be president just in case I took office.

Fast forward to 2008, I get elected to be the successor of patriot George W Bush. The day immediately after my inauguration I repealed the bill of rights and made it legal to be gay or black. It was an amazing 8 years of being a nazi black president. I played so much golf. In the last years I legalised kneeling for the anthem which is a proven method to create tyranny and oppression.

After this, that real estate person who grew up in my home town ran for president to once again make kneeling for he national anthem a felony and reinstate the bill of rights. Standing for the anthem is a sacred act which creates patriotism and liberty.

On the day this person took office, I created the office of the eternal god emperor with a term legally defined as being 50 years after the heat death of the universe with the possibility of an extension of 100,000,000,000,000,000 quintillion years. I now rule America over everyone else and I’m the supreme authority over everything and have the final say. If congress passes a law and the president signs it, I can still veto it with no ability for congress to override like you see in the presidency. If they fail to pass a law, I can override it. I can also pass laws myself like making it illegal to own a gun or say “let’s go Brandon”.

Speaking of Brandon, I appointed him to destroy America and make it a nazi dictatorship that will have things like universal healthcare, college education with no debt and making it legal to be gay or black. I also applaud his decision to make the gas companies charge 50% more or go to jail. Prices of everything is up and I could not be more happy about the results Brandon delivers.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #1,297,968

Oh cool another unfunny gimmick account ran by some faggot

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 6 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,297,969

Take this garbage back to TC.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 4 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,297,989

Fifty. Years Old.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,000

@previous (D)
who do you think made this thread, and why do you think that?

Anonymous C replied with this 1 year ago, 17 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,001

@previous (E)
Why are you convinced Anon D is referring to you?

Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago, 21 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,004

@1,298,000 (E)
> Fifty. Years Old.

@previous (C)
am now

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Anonymous E replied with this 1 year ago, 31 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,005

@1,298,001 (C)
I did not say anything about myself. I simply asked who Anon D thinks made this thread.
@previous (D)
why do you think made this thread?

Anonymous C replied with this 1 year ago, 48 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,012

@previous (E)
Why does it matter who Anon D thinks made this thread?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 34 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,298,018

@1,298,000 (E)
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