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Topic: RIP Robert Chandler

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #11,803

http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&pid=153539600

He spent the last 30 years of his life trying to turn Chris into something resembling a human being.

When Chris claims he was 'held down and his screams recorded' in elementary school, Bob bought another house in a different district so his wife could live there with his son and go to a different school.

When Chris refused to shake anyone's hand after graduation, and ran the wrong way up the aisle crying BECAUSE THE SCHOOL DIDN'T GIVE HIM ANY AWARDS FOR HIS SHITTY ART, Bob put his foot down instead of coddling Chris like Barb.

When Chris wanted to sit around masturbating all day, Bob made him go get an education in a field at least remotely profitable (CADD).

When Chris claimed that he was kicked out the Game n Hobby Place for harassing customers, Bob stood up for him.

When Chris racked up $5,000 in debt buying video games, Bob managed his finances and helped pay some of it off to avoid the crippling interest rates.

Do you really think a 75 year old man could comprehend the idea of a worldwide trolling campaign against his son? Don't you think he has a right to be a dick to the 12 year olds who call his house at 1 in the morning screaming JUUUUULAAAAAAY for 'epic lulz'?

Bob was a hero. Any other person in the world would have drowned Chris in the bathtub before his 10th birthday. Not Bob. He looked at the pale, lumpy, mascara-wearing lump of a son he was cursed with and said "Let's see what we can make out of you."

-Anonymous /v/irgin

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

swamplights !!V3J448+/B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #212,215

Not our stern but loving lumberjack!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #212,216

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyMoams7EMw&feature=feedlik
Even the fucking trolls managed to make a better tribute than his waste of oxygen son.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #212,217

> Instead of flowers, you may make monetary donations to his widow, Barbara Chandler and son, Christian Chandler.

Jesus fuck

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #212,218

@previous (C)
Chris is a sociopathic cretin with no capacity to feel empathy.

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #212,219

@previous (A)

go check the cwcki

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #212,220

@previous (C)
I can almost GUARANTEE that Chris will show up to his father's funeral in his "tomgirl" outfit.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #212,221

@previous (A)
I can't see Snorlax letting him do that. He would if he could though.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #212,222

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
If she allowed Chris to showcase his fucktarded behavior in front of his DYING FATHER...

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 23 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #212,227

@212,220 (A)

Someone needs to film the entire thing.
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