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Topic: FAO dave

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 year ago #117,941

When you play the guitar, what is your preferred method of fingering A minor?

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #1,297,125

There are waaaay funnier 'minor key'/ nonce jokes than this. Heck even with that piss-poor attempt you could have added the word 'flat' before 'minor'. Up your game.

I will post the funniest of such jokes in this thread soon if you don't. Stay tuned.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,297,127

Maybe you should lock this thread before it causes you more unknown issues...just saying.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 6 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,297,128

@1,297,125 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)

> There are waaaay funnier 'minor key'/ nonce jokes than this. Heck even with that piss-poor attempt you could have added the word 'flat' before 'minor'. Up your game.
>
> I will post the funniest of such jokes in this thread soon if you don't. Stay tuned.

Why do you want to fuck kids so badly tg? Why is it you accuse other people of wanting to fuck kids whenever people post proof of what you are?

Anonymous D double-posted this 1 year ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,297,130

Stay mad Dave, so fucking easy to wind you up you child raping pederast

In b4 he deletes the image, fucking pathetic

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,297,131

@1,297,125 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
He brought it up because a similar line was in the Drake diss track

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC double-posted this 1 year ago, 22 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,297,132

@1,297,128 (D)
What a gross way of describing child rape

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,297,133

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Why do you fantasize about child rape, while Dave actually does it?

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 year ago, 20 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,297,134

@previous (F)
It's odd to accuse me of fantasizing about it when a legion of male anons bring it up constantly in a variety of porny ways. That's called protection, look into it

Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago, 19 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,297,135

@1,297,132 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

> What a gross way of describing child rape

I didn’t describe jack shit, learn how language works please

Anonymous D double-posted this 1 year ago, 43 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,297,136

@1,297,134 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

> It's odd to accuse me of fantasizing about it when a legion of male anons bring it up constantly in a variety of porny ways. That's called protection, look into it

It’s odd to me that you said I was describing child rape when I didn’t, that’s called projection, look into it

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 year ago, 23 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,297,139

@1,297,135 (D)
@previous (D)
I didnt mention you specifically

(Edited 6 seconds later.)

Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,297,140

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

> I didnt mention you specifically

You literally fucking quoted me when you said it, do you have a brain injury? Why do you defend Dave (a known pedophile that has been posting for decades) but not matt (another known pedophile that has been posting for decades)? Every thread has you scrambling to defend him

(Edited 10 minutes later.)

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 year ago, 15 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,297,141

@1,297,136 (D)
@previous (D)
Not for this quote I didn't

But yes, you described child rape

Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,297,142

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

> Not for this quote I didn't
>
> But yes, you described child rape

You are fucking retarded, please point out where I described child rape

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,297,148

@previous (D)
I don't wish to repeat your degeneracy

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,297,149

@1,297,125 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
> you could have added the word 'flat' before 'minor'.
Yeah but that joke doesn't really work because there's no such thing as Ab Minor, or at least that key never gets used as it would always be spelt as G# Minor, just as you almost never see music written in the relative key of Cb Major, unless the intention of the composer is to piss everybody off by writing F flats and C flats everywhere when they could just write B and E.

So yeah, it would just make you look a bit uneducated.

Anyway, it seems the @OP's joke worked perfectly on you - got you all riled up, enough to contemplate your response for a whole minute after you posted it, then edit it.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1 year ago, 16 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,297,153

@previous (G)

> Yeah but that joke doesn't really work because there's no such thing as Ab Minor

Lol, retard :)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/A-flat_minor

Imagine writing an entire wall of raging text just to reveal what an uneducated berk you are :))

Anonymous G replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,297,154

@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
Lol, thank you for taking the bait so nicely. Too easy. :)))

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,297,155

@previous (G)
:)

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 7 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,297,156

@1,297,154 (G)
there was not bait. you genuinely did not know that A flat minor is a real note.

Anonymous G replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,297,157

@previous (H)
Lol @ you & Dave, furiously googling Ab minor, foaming a the mouth, thinking "Hang on... I'm sure Beethoven wrote something in that key, I'll show him! I'LL SHOW THAT FOOLISH ANON!!!"

Anonymous H replied with this 1 year ago, 33 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,297,158

@previous (G)
I studied music theory at university. I know my chords, dude.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1 year ago, 58 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,297,159

He's entered the "full-on spazzing out" phase of his humiliation :)

Anonymous G replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,297,160

@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
And I see you've entered the sock puppet phase of yours, Anon H. :) Please keep going. It's hilarious.

(Edited 12 seconds later.)

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,297,161

@previous (G)

> And I see you've entered the sock puppet phase of yours, Anon H. :) Please keep going. It's hilarious.

If a mod confirms I'm not Anon H, do you agree to be banned for a month?

Anonymous H replied with this 1 year ago, 10 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,297,163

@1,297,160 (G)
I'm Anon H, you fucking idiot lol. I'm not Merrin.
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