Topic: Is it possible to make a clone of yourself that can grow up faster?

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #11,793

I really want to have gay anal sex with myself, and I think if I made a clone which could reach maturity in less than a year then I could do just that.

Moreover, would it be legal to have sex with your clone or incest?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #212,035

> expect clonecest
> receive clonecest

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #212,037

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)

I simply find myself to be very sexy and would pay a lot of money to be able to marry myself.

!VoCaLoNunI joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #212,040

> expect toaster
> get toaster

Maybe your clone will be a better person.

(Edited 14 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #212,041

@previous (!VoCaLoNunI)

I'm not toaster. That faggot is a faggot and I hope a bear eats him.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 33 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #212,042

@212,040 (!VoCaLoNunI)
You can't polish a turd, I'm afraid.

!VoCaLoNunI replied with this 15 years ago, 33 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #212,043

@212,041 (A)
Oh, OK.
Any progress with your car or is it fuck?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 41 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #212,044

@previous (!VoCaLoNunI)

I'm not toaster.

!VoCaLoNunI replied with this 15 years ago, 34 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #212,046

@previous (A)
And I'm a biology teacher.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #212,048

@previous (!VoCaLoNunI)

I'm not toastr.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 11 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #212,049

@212,046 (!VoCaLoNunI)
I knew it.

!VoCaLoNunI replied with this 15 years ago, 52 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #212,051

@212,048 (A)
I believe you slightly more now, but you're still toaster, Ash.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 31 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #212,053

@previous (!VoCaLoNunI)

But ah dun wanna be toastr

Also I'm not ash either

(Edited 17 seconds later.)

!VoCaLoNunI replied with this 15 years ago, 59 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #212,054

@previous (A)
Dammit, my namefag detector must be broken.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 25 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #212,055

@previous (!VoCaLoNunI)

It's probably because I'm not a namefag at all.

!VoCaLoNunI replied with this 15 years ago, 21 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #212,056

@previous (A)
Dammit.

It's really broken then.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 25 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #212,058

Guys I am actually curious about what the law says about clones and their relation to you. Do they even count as human?

!VoCaLoNunI replied with this 15 years ago, 29 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #212,059

@previous (A)
I don't think they have that covered, much like Wikipedia doesn't have a page on how to raid AnonTalk.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 25 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #212,060

@previous (!VoCaLoNunI)

So there's nothing really stopping me?

!VoCaLoNunI replied with this 15 years ago, 56 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #212,061

@previous (A)
I don't think so.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 20 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #212,062

@previous (!VoCaLoNunI)

Wonderful.

!VoCaLoNunI replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #212,067

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Or probably the physical equivalent.

I don't know enough about clones to know if they even age like normal people.

(Edited 32 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #212,070

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Even if it reached maturity after just one?

(Edited 14 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #212,073

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But do you think if I took it to court with the argument that the clone has reached physical and mental maturity equal to a man in his twenties, I would win?

I do.

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #212,080

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Cloning is actually relatively simple.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #212,095

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> ... aspects~
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> Lol.
Sup Triptych?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #212,099

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All you have to do is take some cultured skin cells, add them to the mix
Then you take the nucleus from a unfertilized egg, not too hard, softly pinch!
Putting them together is such a sinch
Electroshock to induce fusion
Make a little more until you have 4 more
Because most of them will not surviiiiiive...

Cloning!

Illegal mostly!

Cloning!

They won't reach puberty!

Cloning!

CLONING CLONING CLONINNNNNNNG!

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #212,109

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No, I just made it up. Sing it to the tune of the Cupcakes song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOVDu7etQlc

FatGreen joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 39 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #212,161

Sup tost4r?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #212,163

@previous (FatGreen)

We've moved past this already.

dreamworks !AUIkTW/L46 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #212,279

no and also @212,161 (FatGreen)

> Sup tost4r?

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 29 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #212,285

ITT: to4ster wants to find a loophole to legally --have a sex with-- rape a 1-year-old version of himself.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #212,363

@212,073 (A)
No. Your clone would want to fuck you (likely, since you want to fuck your clone), but your clone would be convinced it was the victim of a sexual crime. So the act that was consensual, enjoyed by both, and left you and the clone feeling loved and satisfied will be perverted into a deviant sexual act.

People will be disgusted by you fucking your clone. They will try you for having sex with a person less than 6 years of age, and if you live in Texas you'll be put to death.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 13 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #212,570

@previous (I)

It's not legally a person.

@212,285 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
@212,279 (dreamworks !AUIkTW/L46)

Fuck toaster. He shits up my thread without even coming in it.

Meowth !Z2cn47DUqs joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #213,312

@212,042 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)

> You can't polish a turd, I'm afraid.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rax27_ZIVM

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