Topic: My eyes feel vulnerable around ravens n' crows
Anonymous A started this discussion 1 year ago#117,910
I squatting with my back up against the wall, vaping in secret and this raven landed two meters from me, on top of this wire fence. Since I bought some Polaroid glasses, I look up more and I can usually see at least one of them just gliding in slow fashion, high in the sky.
Birds will never lie to you, and it would be a good power to have if ever a bad guy comes to hurt you, that 40 crows come down and attack on your behalf.
look, I have been trying to bring you food from work but I can't just endlessly throw food you won't eat onto the front lawn. They took the chairs away to discourage eating in the smoking room, since it was attracting rats. Do you think I'm gonna be popular if they find out? Think I'm worried more about my eyes!?
If they find out and you become unpopular and someone wants to fight you, the ravens you befriend will call all their friends over and they'll shriek at the other guy and intimidated him away.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,296,993
@1,296,882 (A)
if you have any doubts, theres a simple experiment you can do. stop by your local McDicks/equivilent and buy a bag of fries. feed these fries to the next bird herd you see. next seek out another bird herd and throw stones at them.
do this every day for about six months, and the stone herd will become quite hostile to you, while the fry herd will be like your own little gang of tamed attack niggers..
now arrange for these too herds to meet. theres tons of ways to accomplish this so ill let you do it how you feel best. anyway, when these two herds meet, tge rock herd will threaten you(in bird manner) and fry herd will wage holy jihad against rock herd. make sure to bring plent of lotin and some tissues to enjoy the slaughter, because it truely is a thing of beauty.