"I dedicate this article to Warden Lammer, Lieutenant Singleton, Lieutenant Collins, Lieutenant Sims, Lieutenant Kapral, Counselor Dillard, Officer Spradlin, Officer Isom, Officer Wickland, Officer Drogich, Officer Salguero, Officer Snowden, Officer Collins, Officer Hayden, Officer Reese, Officer Reece, Officer Carey, Officer Huber, Officer Middleton, Officer Cox, and all of the countless other prison staff members who have gone absolutely out of their way to torment and belittle me during my time in federal prison."