Topic: Why won't Dave tell us his age?
Anonymous A started this discussion 1 year ago #117,679
Every time the question comes up, Dave logs in with an alternate account, claims he's 55, then responds with a wish he were still 55.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #1,294,907
He is absolutely 55.
Anonymous B double-posted this 1 year ago, 19 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,908
Why do you think he logs in with an alternate account? Do you really think Dave is everyone here except you?
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,910
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,912
@OP
He's to busy locking threads.
He's to busy locking threads.
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 37 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,913
Anonymous C replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,914
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 7 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,915
Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago, 5 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,916
@1,294,913 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
> > He is absolutely 55.
>
> What I wouldn't give to be 55 again, sitting on a park bench, watching the children play.
We know.
> > He is absolutely 55.
>
> What I wouldn't give to be 55 again, sitting on a park bench, watching the children play.
We know.
Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,917
Anonymous B double-posted this 1 year ago, 22 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,918
@1,294,915 (F)
Why do you think he logs in with an alternate account? Do you really think Dave is everyone here except you?
Why do you think he logs in with an alternate account? Do you really think Dave is everyone here except you?
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,921
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Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,931
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 19 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,937
Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,940
@previous (I)
Why do you think he logs in with an alternate account? Do you really think Dave is everyone here except you?
Why do you think he logs in with an alternate account? Do you really think Dave is everyone here except you?
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 41 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,952
dw !p9hU6ckyqw joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,954
Why would you care. He's obviously old enough to make old jokes at
Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,956
Why are you fucking loser so fucking obsessed with a stranger’s age? Fucking get a life you fucking loser.
dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,958
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,961
dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 1 year ago, 56 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,962
Anonymous L replied with this 1 year ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,969
dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 1 year ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,974
Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 16 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,985
What kind of fucking loser obsessed for decades over some stranger’s age?
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,988
@previous (B)
Maybe we should ask that fatass from Looserana! He's been obsessed with some 80+ year old man on TC for over 25 years!
Maybe we should ask that fatass from Looserana! He's been obsessed with some 80+ year old man on TC for over 25 years!
Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 50 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,295,030
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Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,295,035
@previous (L)
Wrong. Now, why are you so obsessed about Dave's age? Are you, peradventure, autistic?
Wrong. Now, why are you so obsessed about Dave's age? Are you, peradventure, autistic?
Anonymous L replied with this 1 year ago, 8 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,295,038
Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,295,050
Anonymous M replied with this 1 year ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,295,052
@1,295,035 (B)
> Wrong. Now, why are you so obsessed about Dave's age? Are you, peradventure, autistic?
Everything you just said here is Matt salad.
> Wrong. Now, why are you so obsessed about Dave's age? Are you, peradventure, autistic?
Everything you just said here is Matt salad.
Anonymous M double-posted this 1 year ago, 43 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,295,053
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23bitch !tSUV24M.jg joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 15 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,295,101
40 replies to a Dave post in 9 hours when the website is dead. Everyone here is obsessed. Even the people who call others obsessed. Maybe I'm obsessed. Maybe it's spreading. Soon the whole world will be obsessed.