Topic: I've been offered an allotment fora

Erik !saAqdaazn2 started this discussion 1 year ago #117,657

For those whom don't know what an allotment is, it's a patch of garden in the city which allows you to grow vegetables. I put myself onnthe waiting list a decade ago and I have finally reached the top.

What should I grow, fora?

dw !p9hU6ckyqw joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,294,810

Spinach

Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 7 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,812

@previous (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
I was thinking marrows

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 13 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,815

Taters. Speaking of, I'm disappointed you didn't take a fat shit on that YouTuber's allotment. 😔

dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 1 year ago, 35 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,819

@1,294,812 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
Those types of plants tend to take a lot of space

Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 42 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,825

@1,294,815 (C)
I can go shitting on other people's allotments.

Make no mistake, I will make enemies at this allotment place and I will share the drama.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,826

@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)

Maybe grow some weak ass vegetables that attract gnats that infests everything

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 38 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,827

Weed

Anonymous C replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,829

@1,294,825 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
Based. Looking forward to it.

Jorge !l6aiEdTxng joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,833

Dandelions! If they ask why, claim you're making vegan dandelion honey.

Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 5 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,905

@previous (Jorge !l6aiEdTxng)
I like that idea

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,906

Corpse flowers

Jorge !l6aiEdTxng replied with this 1 year ago, 42 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,922

@1,294,905 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)

Dandelions are much maligned in the modern age. Before 150 years ago, they were widely recognized for their nutritious and medicinal virtue. In fact, they formed part of the staple diet for many millions of people.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,975

@previous (Jorge !l6aiEdTxng)
Because the lawn

Jorge !l6aiEdTxng replied with this 1 year ago, 16 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,991

@previous (H)

Yes, they're very easy to grow and high in nutrients.

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