Topic: Hello, I'm new here.
Jorge !l6aiEdTxng started this discussion 1 year ago #117,636 My name is Jorge, I work as a clown in a remote Amazonian tribe circus. It's nice to meet you all!
If you have any questions about clowning or remote Amazonian tribes, please ask me!
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago , 10 minutes later[^] [v] #1,294,593 Fifty. Years. Old.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 year ago , 44 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,603 Matthew Rosteet Miller: FISTFUCKED by Syntax!!!!
Jorge !l6aiEdTxng (OP) replied with this 1 year ago , 31 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,607 @1,294,593 (B)
@previous (C)
I don't understand these replies. Do you want to know about my circus?
Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago , 19 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,609 Let me guess... You are a long time lurker who finally decided to make his first post?
Jorge !l6aiEdTxng (OP) replied with this 1 year ago , 32 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,620 @previous (B)
Not at all, as a matter of fact, today is my first day. How are you?
Jorge !l6aiEdTxng joined in and replied with this 1 year ago , 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,626 @previous (Jorge !l6aiEdTxng)
Fine. And you?
Jorge !l6aiEdTxng (OP) replied with this 1 year ago , 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,627 @previous (Jorge !l6aiEdTxng)
I'm doing well enough. There was an incident earlier today when I was fooling around on the wheel of death and my big flappy shoes got caught in a hole. I fell quite hard!
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 year ago , 10 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,629 Hi. My name is Pooty. I am a clown also. Nice to meet you! I had to quit my job at the circus because of intestinal issues. Now I just fuck anything that will hold still long enough for me to get my wrinkled old dick in.
Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago , 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,631 @1,294,620 (Jorge !l6aiEdTxng)
> Not at all, as a matter of fact, today is my first day. How are you?
Nobody who comes here on their very first day makes a tripcode. Nice try though.
Jorge !l6aiEdTxng (OP) replied with this 1 year ago , 15 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,633 @previous (B)
This is a chan site, is it not? Or am I not allowed to use a tripcode because you think it is super secret information?
Jorge !l6aiEdTxng (OP) double-posted this 1 year ago , 16 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,637 Anonymous B, a member of the elite hacking Chan underground squad, is convinced that the existence of tripcodes is a tightly held secret only available to those with high security clearance.
And they say I'm a clown!
Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago , 17 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,639 @1,294,633 (Jorge !l6aiEdTxng)
First things first Matt, calm down. Now let's continue.
> This is a chan site, is it not?
Yes. I agree.
> am I not allowed to use a tripcode
Can you please cite me where I indicated this?
> because you think it is super secret information?
Again, can you cite me where I stated this?
@previous (Jorge !l6aiEdTxng)
> Anonymous B, a member of the elite hacking Chan underground squad
Thanks for noticing my credentials.
> is convinced that the existence of tripcodes is a tightly held secret only available to those with high security clearance.
And once again, can you please cite me where I said this?
> And they say I'm a clown!
You're not a clown Matt, you are the chan's lolcow.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 year ago , 3 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,671 That's not Matt you stupid obsessed morons lol
Anonymous C replied with this 1 year ago , 2 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,710 Jorge !l6aiEdTxng (OP) replied with this 1 year ago , 30 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,721 @1,294,639 (B)
I think, sir, you are autistic and obsessed with "Matt"! Do you have any questions about my remote Amazonian tribe or the circus we operate?
Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago , 18 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,732 @previous (Jorge !l6aiEdTxng)
> autistic and obsessed
Just what you always say Matt.
Thanks for playing.
Jorge !l6aiEdTxng (OP) replied with this 1 year ago , 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,734 @previous (B)
The only thing I play with are my clowning tools. My favorite thing to do is select an audience member and make him pretend to be a cowboy with me. It always raises a laugh from the audience!
Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago , 6 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,737 @previous (Jorge !l6aiEdTxng)
> The only thing I play with is my penis, since my Chinese wife left me.
Who can blame her for leaving?
> My favorite thing to do is make shtick, and more shtick. It's the only time people will give me attention.
Did your mom at least tie a bone around your neck so the dogs would play with you?
> I'm the MC lolcow and it sucks I can't raise a laugh from anyone.
Try not sucking so bad.
Jorge !l6aiEdTxng (OP) replied with this 1 year ago , 36 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,744 @previous (B)
You're speaking nonsense, my friend! You remind me of Chakuar, our circus idiot. He says the most amusing things!
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