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Topic: Hello, I'm new here.

Jorge !l6aiEdTxng started this discussion 1 year ago #117,636

My name is Jorge, I work as a clown in a remote Amazonian tribe circus. It's nice to meet you all!

If you have any questions about clowning or remote Amazonian tribes, please ask me!

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 10 minutes later[^] [v] #1,294,593

Fifty. Years. Old.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 44 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,603

Matthew Rosteet Miller: FISTFUCKED by Syntax!!!!

Jorge !l6aiEdTxng (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 31 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,607

@1,294,593 (B)
@previous (C)

I don't understand these replies. Do you want to know about my circus?

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 19 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,609

Let me guess... You are a long time lurker who finally decided to make his first post?

Jorge !l6aiEdTxng (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 32 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,620

@previous (B)

Not at all, as a matter of fact, today is my first day. How are you?

Jorge !l6aiEdTxng joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,626

@previous (Jorge !l6aiEdTxng)
Fine. And you?

Jorge !l6aiEdTxng (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,627

@previous (Jorge !l6aiEdTxng)

I'm doing well enough. There was an incident earlier today when I was fooling around on the wheel of death and my big flappy shoes got caught in a hole. I fell quite hard!

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 10 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,629

Hi. My name is Pooty. I am a clown also. Nice to meet you! I had to quit my job at the circus because of intestinal issues. Now I just fuck anything that will hold still long enough for me to get my wrinkled old dick in.

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,631

@1,294,620 (Jorge !l6aiEdTxng)

> Not at all, as a matter of fact, today is my first day. How are you?

Nobody who comes here on their very first day makes a tripcode. Nice try though.

Jorge !l6aiEdTxng (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 15 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,633

@previous (B)

This is a chan site, is it not? Or am I not allowed to use a tripcode because you think it is super secret information?

Jorge !l6aiEdTxng (OP) double-posted this 1 year ago, 16 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,637

Anonymous B, a member of the elite hacking Chan underground squad, is convinced that the existence of tripcodes is a tightly held secret only available to those with high security clearance.

And they say I'm a clown!

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 17 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,639

@1,294,633 (Jorge !l6aiEdTxng)

First things first Matt, calm down. Now let's continue.

> This is a chan site, is it not?

Yes. I agree.

> am I not allowed to use a tripcode

Can you please cite me where I indicated this?

> because you think it is super secret information?

Again, can you cite me where I stated this?

@previous (Jorge !l6aiEdTxng)

> Anonymous B, a member of the elite hacking Chan underground squad

Thanks for noticing my credentials.


> is convinced that the existence of tripcodes is a tightly held secret only available to those with high security clearance.


And once again, can you please cite me where I said this?


> And they say I'm a clown!

You're not a clown Matt, you are the chan's lolcow.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 3 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,671

That's not Matt you stupid obsessed morons lol

Anonymous C replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,710

@previous (F)

Jorge !l6aiEdTxng (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 30 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,721

@1,294,639 (B)

I think, sir, you are autistic and obsessed with "Matt"! Do you have any questions about my remote Amazonian tribe or the circus we operate?

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 18 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,732

@previous (Jorge !l6aiEdTxng)
> autistic and obsessed

Just what you always say Matt.

Thanks for playing.

Jorge !l6aiEdTxng (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,734

@previous (B)

The only thing I play with are my clowning tools. My favorite thing to do is select an audience member and make him pretend to be a cowboy with me. It always raises a laugh from the audience!

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 6 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,737

@previous (Jorge !l6aiEdTxng)

> The only thing I play with is my penis, since my Chinese wife left me.

Who can blame her for leaving?

> My favorite thing to do is make shtick, and more shtick. It's the only time people will give me attention.

Did your mom at least tie a bone around your neck so the dogs would play with you?


> I'm the MC lolcow and it sucks I can't raise a laugh from anyone.

Try not sucking so bad.

Jorge !l6aiEdTxng (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 36 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,744

@previous (B)

You're speaking nonsense, my friend! You remind me of Chakuar, our circus idiot. He says the most amusing things!
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