Topic: Merrin here. I'm in bits.
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc started this discussion 1 week ago #117,529
First win over the shite at Goodison since the Dour Ghoul era. I'm in absolute bits over here.Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,293,507
Your pouting tantrum, is over and you're back? Welcome!
tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,293,509
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,293,511
Are you finally done crying about losing your "lock thread" privilege?
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,293,513
Anonymous D replied with this 1 week ago, 2 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,293,514
@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
Why would I do that? When we were making multiple threads about you, you got butthurt and told everyone to keep it to one thread, then locked it, so therefore, I'm keeping it to one thread nonce.
Why would I do that? When we were making multiple threads about you, you got butthurt and told everyone to keep it to one thread, then locked it, so therefore, I'm keeping it to one thread nonce.
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 4 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,293,516
Anonymous D replied with this 1 week ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,293,517
@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
> Nice wepost.
Yea, we had a blast watching you cry. It was hilarious.
> Nice wepost.
Yea, we had a blast watching you cry. It was hilarious.
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 5 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,293,518
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) double-posted this 1 week ago, 33 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,293,519
Klopp apologising to the Pool fans in his interview LOL!!!
Anonymous D replied with this 1 week ago, 2 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,293,520
@1,293,518 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
> I hope you guys don't do it again. :(
More than likely, we will.
> I hope you guys don't do it again. :(
More than likely, we will.
Anonymous B replied with this 1 week ago, 7 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,293,521
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 7 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,293,522
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) double-posted this 1 week ago, 1 minute later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,293,523
If the Toffees beat Brentford on Saturday we're basically safe. A fine achievement considering we've been dicked out of 8 points by the Premier League.
Indie the Grate joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 20 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,293,526
This you, @OP?
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,293,530
@previous (Indie the Grate)
No, is it you? It's a Ukrainian IP apparently and you're a refugee from Nonce Central (TC), so both those details - dim and pedo - point to you.
Nice outing yourself nonce :)
No, is it you? It's a Ukrainian IP apparently and you're a refugee from Nonce Central (TC), so both those details - dim and pedo - point to you.
Nice outing yourself nonce :)
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) double-posted this 1 week ago, 25 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,293,531
Calvert-Lewin deservedly man of the match.
Indie the Grate replied with this 1 week ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,293,532
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,293,533
Indie the Grate replied with this 1 week ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,293,534
@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
This just won't do, Dave thought to himself, standing up and slapping the palm of his hand against the side of his head. "It just. Won't DO!" he let out in a hoarse monotone that buillt to a roaring crescendo, pausing between each syllable to take a deep breath. "IT! JUST! WON'T! FUCKING! DO!" he bellowed, and then pushed his left fist all the way into his mouth, repeatedly slapping the back of his back of his head until he began to see stars in front of his eyes. "YOU FUCKING CUNTS!" screamed Dave at the top of his voice, squeezing out the words in a muffled girlish shriek that burned the inside of his throat. "YOU FUCKING CUNTS! YOU DISOBEDIENT FUCKING CUNTS! YOU FUCKING DISOBEDIENT CUNTS! YOU! FUCKING! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! YOU FUCKING CUNTS DISOBEDIENT BASTARDS!" he screeched, now pounding his closed fist against the back of his head and biting down so hard on his other fist that he began to draw blood.
Then Dave stopped.
A soothing calmness washed over him.
He sat back down in front of his computer and wiped the spittle off his monitor and keyboard, and then he began to type:
":)", typed Dave, and then he clicked the Post button.
This just won't do, Dave thought to himself, standing up and slapping the palm of his hand against the side of his head. "It just. Won't DO!" he let out in a hoarse monotone that buillt to a roaring crescendo, pausing between each syllable to take a deep breath. "IT! JUST! WON'T! FUCKING! DO!" he bellowed, and then pushed his left fist all the way into his mouth, repeatedly slapping the back of his back of his head until he began to see stars in front of his eyes. "YOU FUCKING CUNTS!" screamed Dave at the top of his voice, squeezing out the words in a muffled girlish shriek that burned the inside of his throat. "YOU FUCKING CUNTS! YOU DISOBEDIENT FUCKING CUNTS! YOU FUCKING DISOBEDIENT CUNTS! YOU! FUCKING! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! YOU FUCKING CUNTS DISOBEDIENT BASTARDS!" he screeched, now pounding his closed fist against the back of his head and biting down so hard on his other fist that he began to draw blood.
Then Dave stopped.
A soothing calmness washed over him.
He sat back down in front of his computer and wiped the spittle off his monitor and keyboard, and then he began to type:
":)", typed Dave, and then he clicked the Post button.
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,293,536
Damn, I really broke him this time :)
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) double-posted this 1 week ago, 50 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,293,537
Opta now give the Toffees a 99% chance of surviving relegation.
Indie the Grate replied with this 1 week ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,293,538
@1,293,536 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
"Damn, I really broke him this time," Dave sniggered in a lisping monotone as he read the post that Indie the Grate had effortlessly copypasted into the message field.
"Damn, I really broke him this time," Dave sniggered in a lisping monotone as he read the post that Indie the Grate had effortlessly copypasted into the message field.
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,293,539
He's still going :)
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 12 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,293,544
@1,293,513 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
> Go make a thread with the title "Hi Merrin".
It's obvious you're not Merrin anymore Dave as I took on that persona so please don't lock a thread that is titled for me.
> Go make a thread with the title "Hi Merrin".
It's obvious you're not Merrin anymore Dave as I took on that persona so please don't lock a thread that is titled for me.
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,293,545
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
> please don't lock a thread
Since you're literally begging me, I'll consider it :)
> please don't lock a thread
Since you're literally begging me, I'll consider it :)
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 1 week ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,293,546
@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
Not begging just asking. Learn the difference. And don't start puffing out your chest or you might end up like you did on Easter Sunday slinking off like a dog with its tail tucked.
Not begging just asking. Learn the difference. And don't start puffing out your chest or you might end up like you did on Easter Sunday slinking off like a dog with its tail tucked.
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 14 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,293,549
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
> Not begging
You are and it's rather undignified. Funny for me to watch you do it though :)
> Not begging
You are and it's rather undignified. Funny for me to watch you do it though :)
Anonymous D replied with this 1 week ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,293,551
@1,293,544 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
> don't lock a thread that is titled for me.
He can't lock threads anymore. He lost his privilege.
> don't lock a thread that is titled for me.
He can't lock threads anymore. He lost his privilege.