Topic: Wished I never went to Lafayette
Anonymous A started this discussion 1 week ago #117,450
We all had many plans, but the people of Lafayette were obese and smelled like two week old flatulence trapped in a cleaning closet, for us to enjoy walking. It blew our minds as we walked through the city pinching our noses closed. We went in circles and we didn't care, we just wanted out of the stenchy neighborhood we were in. We stopped at a food truck and the guy working there was a little odd, chubby dude, all he would talk about was something called Ghoul. Not long after eating that food I wouldn't feed a rat, we all got the shits and shit ourselves. We are now heading back to the hotel to clean up. The is absolutely nothing spectacular about Lafayette.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 49 minutes later[^] [v] #1,292,959
I’m gonna find out where you live and beat the shit out of you
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 4 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,292,961
@previous (B)
> I’m gonna find out where you live and beat the shit out of you
Whom, praytell, are you bitch?
> I’m gonna find out where you live and beat the shit out of you
Whom, praytell, are you bitch?
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 3 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,292,979
I am 17th generation French-Haitian-Quebecois Cajun from Alabama (long story) and I was traveling to see some relatives. They don't live in a shithole like Lafayette of course, but respectable places like East St Louis. Anyway, I needed a meal and Siri said it was the next stop on my trip. Unlike a picky eater, I wanted to check out the local places. I saw a food truck and thought I might order one of the the sandwiches. It reeked. I approached it still, more out of morbid curiosity now than a desire to patronize the establishment (it had no other customers, that I could see),
The proprietor was an older fella, maybe 55, an obese man with an enormous gut straining against a Dead Kennedys shirt which featured a glacier-like accretion and gradient of built up food stains, behind which out of one a faded Hot Topic price sticker faintly gasped. He reeked of excrement. Or maybe the establishment did. Or maybe they both did. It was honestly hard to tell given the intensity of it. As if in a feeble attempt to demonstrate the merchantability of his wares, he munched on a sloppy hamburger with half an onion, bagged shredded cheese, and what appeared to be Wonder Bread. In the back some Asian lady was muttering a lot about "fatty big nose pervert" and "rearry wish I never reft prastic rice factory" interspersed with a bunch of ching chong ping pong shit I couldn't understand. I retched and left.
I saw a donut shop but it was boarded up and condemned. The faded windblown health department paper taped to it said something about raw sewage contamination in the chocolate doughnuts.
I got back in the car and headed to the nearest McDonalds.
The proprietor was an older fella, maybe 55, an obese man with an enormous gut straining against a Dead Kennedys shirt which featured a glacier-like accretion and gradient of built up food stains, behind which out of one a faded Hot Topic price sticker faintly gasped. He reeked of excrement. Or maybe the establishment did. Or maybe they both did. It was honestly hard to tell given the intensity of it. As if in a feeble attempt to demonstrate the merchantability of his wares, he munched on a sloppy hamburger with half an onion, bagged shredded cheese, and what appeared to be Wonder Bread. In the back some Asian lady was muttering a lot about "fatty big nose pervert" and "rearry wish I never reft prastic rice factory" interspersed with a bunch of ching chong ping pong shit I couldn't understand. I retched and left.
I saw a donut shop but it was boarded up and condemned. The faded windblown health department paper taped to it said something about raw sewage contamination in the chocolate doughnuts.
I got back in the car and headed to the nearest McDonalds.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,292,981
@previous (C)
Damn mate, sorry about your ruined trip. Sounds like we encountered the same truck and owner. Truck was indeed foul smelling and looked disgusting.
> In the back some Asian lady was muttering a lot about "fatty big nose pervert"
I LOL'd
> "rearry wish I never reft prastic rice factory" interspersed with a bunch of ching chong ping pong shit I couldn't understand.
I rearry, rearry raughed at this.
Damn mate, sorry about your ruined trip. Sounds like we encountered the same truck and owner. Truck was indeed foul smelling and looked disgusting.
> In the back some Asian lady was muttering a lot about "fatty big nose pervert"
I LOL'd
> "rearry wish I never reft prastic rice factory" interspersed with a bunch of ching chong ping pong shit I couldn't understand.
I rearry, rearry raughed at this.
