Topic: A recipe for authentic, delicious Chinese gourmet cuisine

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 year ago #117,391

Go to Chinese restaurant.

Order several different items off menu.

Take order home.

Get several cheap Chinese bowls/plates that were bought at local thrift store.

Set table with said dishes.

Separate order and put them in different dishes.

Remove Chinese restaurant packaging from view.

Take picture.

Post picture on MC.

Claim how it took hours to cook up this fine authentic Chinese cuisine.

Cry when someone ridicules the shitty looking food.

Bitch about how traveling the world taught you about different cuisines.

Sit down and eat your fake cuisine while being upset that nobody believed you made it.

Enjoy!

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 3 hours later[^] [v] #1,292,625

¡Muy auténtico!

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 9 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,292,677

@OP

> This is a Chinese dish, not authentic.
It is, but it isn't the real one.

> This is a Chinese dish, not authentic.
It is, but it isn't the real one.

> This is a Chinese dish, not authentic.
It is, but it isn't the real one.

> This is a Chinese dish, not authentic.
It is, but it isn't the real one.

> This is a Chinese dish, not authentic.
It is, but it isn't the real one.

> This is a Chinese dish, not authentic.
It is, but it isn't the real one.

> This is a Chinese dish, not authentic.
It is, but it isn't the real one.

> This is a Chinese dish, not authentic.
It is, but it isn't the real one.

> This is a Chinese dish, not authentic.
It is, but it isn't the real one.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,292,679

If you're Irish, pour a bunch of curry sauce on top of chicken nuggets

23bitch !tSUV24M.jg joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 week later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,294,083

A succulent Chinese meal?

Minichan