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Topic: Matt here with some casual racism (did I mention how I just can’t stand racism?)

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 year ago #117,331

"Monica, I just saw Ross talking to some filthy nigger on the street. Since when is Ross a niggerlover?"

*laughtrack plays*

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boof joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #1,292,344

"no! that's the wrong hole again, stupid"

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 9 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,292,349

@previous (boof)
Do you think sending gay porn to my Ph.D advisor was a good career move?

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boof replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,292,352

"there's a rat in my pussy!"

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,292,353

@previous (boof)
I eat shit lol!

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Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 1 year ago, 25 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,292,354

@1,292,352 (boof)
"Joey, dammit, I told you not to cum in my butthole, you fuking faggot!" - Chandler

*laughtrack plays*

tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 38 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,292,365

"Could New York be any more filled with kikes?"

You definitely couldn't make a show like Friends nowadays.

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Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 24 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,292,368

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Chandler is sitting on the couch, casually sharpening a stick with a knife. Joey enters, looking puzzled.]

Joey: Hey, Chandler. What are you doing?

Chandler: Oh, just sharpening my nigger-poking stick.

Joey: "Nigger-poking" stick? What on earth is that?

Chandler: You know, for poking niggers.

Joey: [confused] Why would you need to poke ni... Black people?

Chandler: [nonchalantly] Oh, you know, in case they misbehave or something.

[Monica enters the room, noticing Chandler with the sharpened stick.]

Monica: Chandler Bing, what are you doing with that stick?

Chandler: [trying to play it cool] Just... uh, sharpening it?

Monica: Sharpening it? For what? We don't even have any black people in this building!

Chandler: Well, you never know when a nigger might come knocking at our door, Monica. Gotta be prepared.

[Phoebe enters, overhearing the conversation.]

Phoebe: Chandler, you're not planning to poke any of the cute little black boys down at the coffee shop, are you?

Chandler: [nervously] No, no, of course not! It's just, you know, for emergencies.

Ross: [entering the apartment] Did I hear something about a nigger-poking stick?

Chandler: [sighs] Yes, Ross, you did.

Ross: [smirking] Ah, the things you learn living with Chandler Bing.

[They all exchange amused looks as Chandler continues to awkwardly sharpen his stick.]

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,292,377

this is racist and anti gay

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,292,379

@previous (E)
Chandler was meant to be gay and the network wouldn't let the writers do it

Anonymous E replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,292,382

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

> Chandler was meant to be gay and the network wouldn't let the writers do it

gay people are disgusting

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 year ago, 6 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,292,383

@previous (E)
It's weird to have such a strong reaction to gay people

boof replied with this 1 year ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,292,384

*Phoebe strums on her guitar, shits and flings it at the others*

"now this tune is called Outlaw Scumfuc"

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Anonymous E replied with this 1 year ago, 16 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,292,387

@1,292,383 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

> It's weird to have such a strong reaction to gay people

everything on minichan is weird i dont understand why this is so shocking to you

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 year ago, 29 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,292,395

@previous (E)
It's not shocking,it's sad

Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,292,555

@1,292,383 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

I disagree.
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