Topic: Jesus Chris saved my life
Anonymous A started this discussion 1 year ago #117,247
I am begging you members of the forum, please please please repent! Jesus will change your life if you let Him. It’s the best decision I ever made and I defiantly don’t regret it. Trust men. Give your life to Him and it will work wonders for you.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 57 seconds later[^] [v] #1,291,759
You found Jesus? Where the fuck has he been hiding?
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Indie the Grate joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 4 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,291,761
Y'all motherfuckers need Odin. Thanks.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 7 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,291,762
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Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 6 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,291,764
@previous (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
> Is he inside us
He might be inside you. Do you enjoy having an invisible cock in your ass?
> Is he inside us
He might be inside you. Do you enjoy having an invisible cock in your ass?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 4 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,291,765
@1,291,763 (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
Yea he’s in your heart!
@previous (B)
Not funny you sacrilegious dimwit.
Yea he’s in your heart!
@previous (B)
Not funny you sacrilegious dimwit.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,291,766
Amen
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Indie the Grate replied with this 1 year ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,291,770
This you, @OPenis?Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 43 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,291,771
Jami !!1fFjfSYjI joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,291,772
Jesus turned my water into wine while I was taking a shower on April Fool's.
Jami !!1fFjfSYjI double-posted this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,291,773
Jesus turned my water into wine while I was taking a shower on April Fool's.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,291,776
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Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 21 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,291,782
Please tell us about the positive changes
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 46 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,291,787
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I was atheist for my whole entire existence, and then the other day I accepted Jesus into my heart. Then, I got a new job paying double what I made before, met a really awesome chick that I’ve been courting, and I moved out of my parents basement into a brand new apartment.
I was atheist for my whole entire existence, and then the other day I accepted Jesus into my heart. Then, I got a new job paying double what I made before, met a really awesome chick that I’ve been courting, and I moved out of my parents basement into a brand new apartment.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 17 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,291,791
@previous (A)
That is not the Christian way, Jesus is not a magic genie who grants you wishes. He is a harsh taskmaster who demands your belief no matter what. Look to Abraham, why don't you. That is what you need to be.
That is not the Christian way, Jesus is not a magic genie who grants you wishes. He is a harsh taskmaster who demands your belief no matter what. Look to Abraham, why don't you. That is what you need to be.
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 10 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,291,796
Anonymous I replied with this 1 year ago, 8 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,291,799
@previous (A)
You need to be able to cover your bases when life isn't going your way. Jesus being a wish granting genie makes that difficult so it is easier to view him as demanding and also hating you a little bit.
You need to be able to cover your bases when life isn't going your way. Jesus being a wish granting genie makes that difficult so it is easier to view him as demanding and also hating you a little bit.
Indie the Grate replied with this 1 year ago, 55 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,291,814
@1,291,796 (A)
He's a made up character whomse copyright expired long ago. People can make up whatever they like about him. Thanks.
He's a made up character whomse copyright expired long ago. People can make up whatever they like about him. Thanks.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 13 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,291,822
@1,291,791 (I)
> That is not the Christian way, Jesus is not a magic genie who grants you wishes. He is a harsh taskmaster who demands your belief no matter what. Look to Abraham, why don't you. That is what you need to be.
Well then who gives a fuck!!!!!
> That is not the Christian way, Jesus is not a magic genie who grants you wishes. He is a harsh taskmaster who demands your belief no matter what. Look to Abraham, why don't you. That is what you need to be.
Well then who gives a fuck!!!!!
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,291,835
@1,291,796 (A)
> You don’t know a thing about Jesus.
But I do. And you have not found him yet. It is just an illusion playing out in your mind. Have patience and he will come to you someday. For now you are just lucky.
> You don’t know a thing about Jesus.
But I do. And you have not found him yet. It is just an illusion playing out in your mind. Have patience and he will come to you someday. For now you are just lucky.
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Who is Jesus Chris?