Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,291,880
I have just gotten confirmation of his fate and unfortunately it is not good. He had been attending a fancy dinner at Puin's palace with some other civil servants. Putin was of course sitting at the end of his massive table by himself but listened to his guests using microphones. Anyway Dave said something about the English football games that he loves so much, but Putin took this to be subversive western propaganda and immediately sentenced Dave to a gulag.
Loyal to the end, Dave defended this move. He even commented "My my, looks like we've really riled you up. :)))) #SlavaUkraini!" to his boss as the boss tried to beg for Dave's life on his behalf.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 6 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#1,291,915
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I was the CIA spy assigned to listen to this wiretapped meeting, and unfortunately I can confirm this is true. He will be missed by everyone.