Topic: trying to attract the coffee waitress?

boof started this discussion 1 year ago #117,221

Try this: order an espresso. When she hands it to you, you say, "Jeepers that sure was quick. Maybe it should be called EXpresso." And then you pop a wink at her.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,291,632

She'll love that!

dw !p9hU6ckyqw joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,291,646

My coffee machine spells it expresso

boof (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 10 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,291,693

It must be fast!

dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 1 year ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,291,821

Actually it's been going slow lately and idk why

boof (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,291,828

sounds like ASSpresso

Minichan