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Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#211,077
@OP
Leave them a kind note with your phone number, apologize for the noise, and ask them to please call you next time before they call the police. If you're not in dire economic straights, maybe leave them a nice bottle of wine or some tasteful packaged chocolates as a peace offering.
If that doesn't work, wait in the bushes outside with a taser and catch one of them unaware when she is arriving home. Knock her out and staple a note outlining your grievances to her tits. Leave her to awaken outside her door covered in pig blood with her hands super glued to razor blade studded dildoes.
Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#211,078
Don't forget that he might as well take the opportunity to live the nerds fantasy and feel up an unconscious woman.
Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#211,081
@previous (E)
I think the first option is probably better all around, but if it comes to the second option, then... yeah, he may as well just roll with whatever flavor of crazy comes to him in the heat of the moment.
Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#211,083
Maybe he can squeeze her tits and motorboat her flaps.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#211,153
Download a copy of your city's noise ordinance, and tac it to their door. Proceed to listen to high volume dubstep during all regular hours, and otherwise comply with the regulations. You will more than likely fine (as me an my college roomates found) that you can be as loud as you wany most of the time. Especially on friday and saturday, which for us, where the ordinance kicks in at 2 am.
Basically, it prevents you from being harassed by the police. Show them that you know you're legal. Also, if you really want to party, get a dB meter and provr that at your property line your TV isn't over x dBs. (or your dubstep)
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#211,165
Why are lesbian couples always angry lesbian couples? I never see any happy lesbian couples.
Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 20 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#211,182
@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Cause they ain't gettin' no deep dickin'.
Why am i always the one to have to answer questions like these?
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#211,183
@previous (H)
Because the rest of us just ignore Broseph.
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#211,192
;_;
Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 48 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#211,201