Topic: I fell in love on the elevator the other day

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 year ago #117,132

A coworker and I were leaving the office at 5 the other day and we got into the elevator. The company we work for has an office on the floor below as well, and it was us two on the elevator, which stopped at the floor below us.

Two cuties got on the elevator, one of which is married. The one that I didn’t recognized stood in front of me, and then turned her body towards me! I didn’t say a word, and neither did she (to me). She was talking to her friend about the leftover lunch that she had. I should’ve spoke up and asked if that place was any good, but alas I was too bitch-made to speak up.

I don’t know her name, but I know that she was wearing a long dress with optical white Chuck Taylor hi-tops. Absolute cutie, perfect angel of a woman, which means she’s probably already taken, as single attractive women simply don’t exist.

Every day I get on the elevator hoping that she gets on at the same time as me and I can at least make small talk with her but it rarely happens. I don’t know if she’s a part-time intern or what, because I don’t see her around often.

What should I do, foramora?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 9 minutes later[^] [v] #1,291,124

You should quit your job and move to a shack in Alaska.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 13 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,291,125

@previous (B)
Only if I can convince her to come with me. I’m willing to do whatever it takes.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 11 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,291,127

Should probably have at least one conversation with her before deciding you're in love.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,291,128

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
There’s no fun in that.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,291,136

Love in an elevator.

boof joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,291,144

*jizzed*

Indie the Grate joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,291,146

@OPenis
You should stop being a creepy weirdo, and leave her alone. Thanks.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 42 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,291,150

@previous (Indie the Grate)
How am I being a creepy weirdo?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,291,152

maybe u can find out who she works for
is this in the northeast that theres many cuties

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,291,154

@1,291,125 (A)

What I mean is, you should take that action in order to protect women from you.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 10 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,291,157

@previous (B)
Sounds like you’re projecting a bit.

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 8 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,291,158

@previous (A)

No, I am inferring from your fucked up and weird topics about women at your workspace that you are unhinged and potentially dangerous to those women.

boof replied with this 1 year ago, 18 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,291,161

sometimes a girl will make you poco loco in the coco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRsvJixTNyw

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 40 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,291,162

@1,291,158 (B)
How are they dangerous?

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 21 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,291,163

@1,291,125 (A)

> Only if I can convince her to come with me. I’m willing to do whatever it takes.

murder?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 20 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,291,165

@previous (H)

> > Only if I can convince her to come with me. I’m willing to do whatever it takes.
>
> murder?

Contrary to what Anon B would have you believe, I oppose murder. I’m a pacifist.

Anonymous H replied with this 1 year ago, 19 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,291,167

@previous (A)

> > > Only if I can convince her to come with me. I’m willing to do whatever it takes.
> >
> > murder?
>
> Contrary to what Anon B would have you believe, I oppose murder. I’m a pacifist.

who did you paci fist

boof replied with this 1 year ago, 5 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,291,168

you can't spell pacifist without FIST

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 34 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,291,171

@1,291,167 (H)
Your mom.

Anonymous H replied with this 1 year ago, 54 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,291,173

@previous (A)

> Your mom.

ID LIKE TO SEE YOU SAY THAT SHIT TO MY FACE MOTHERFUCKER, YOU TALKING TO ME LIKE THAT? IM A VETERAN I WILL BREAK YOUR FUCKIN FACE

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,291,174

@previous (H)
Do it bitch ass.

Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago, 6 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,291,175

@1,291,173 (H)
*dishonorably discharged

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 45 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,291,176

@1,291,124 (B)

> You should quit your job and move to a shack in Alaska.

Lulz

Anonymous H replied with this 1 year ago, 22 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,291,178

@1,291,175 (D)

> *dishonorably discharged

im active duty motherfucker im joining the lady army

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