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Topic: I knew a guy named Matthew

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 year ago #117,105

He spelled his shortened name as Indy. I always thought that was weird.

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boof joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 54 minutes later[^] [v] #1,290,877

so like, is he in a band

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,290,896

@OP

Was his first name "John?"

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 5 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,290,910

Tum

boof replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,290,929

I knew a guy named Matthew
He knows just what to do
I knew a guy named Matthew
He knows just what to do

[Bridge]
She rocks to the east, she rocks to the west
But she's the girl that I love best

[Chorus]
Tutti frutti, oh rooty
Tutti frutti, oh rooty, whoo
Tutti frutti, oh rooty
Tutti frutti, oh rooty
Tutti frutti, oh rooty
A wop bop-b-luma b-lop bam bom

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 8 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,290,986

@1,290,896 (C)
No, his first name was Thomas.

Anonymous C replied with this 1 year ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,291,016

@previous (E)
Did his school buds call him John Thomas as a joke?

Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,291,032

@1,290,929 (boof)

> I knew a guy named Matthew
> He knows just what to do
> I knew a guy named Matthew
> He knows just what to do
>
> [Bridge]
> She rocks to the east, she rocks to the west
> But she's the girl that I love best
>
> [Chorus]
> Tutti frutti, oh rooty
> Tutti frutti, oh rooty, whoo
> Tutti frutti, oh rooty
> Tutti frutti, oh rooty
> Tutti frutti, oh rooty
> A wop bop-b-luma b-lop bam bom

This is the most low effort song parody in mc history

boof replied with this 1 year ago, 13 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,291,089

@previous (D)
I don't think you appreciate the mental strain it takes to substitute a couple of lines in a set of lyrics
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