Topic: a good story to tell the children who remove the pickle from their hamburger

boof started this discussion 1 year ago #117,024

"You know, if you put that pickle under your pillow tonight, the pickle fairy will come and trade it for money"

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 48 minutes later[^] [v] #1,290,359

Then they'll never learn to stop being little ingrates and eat the pickle. I think a better story would be to tell them that the pickle demon comes to take uneaten pickles and uses them to suffocate children in their beds.

boof (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,290,373

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 days later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,290,578

@1,290,359 (B)
It's a job he enjoys.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 3 months later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,307,968

     Tell them not to be picky fucking eater little fucking brats.
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Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,307,970

Tell them not to be picky fucking eater little fucking brats.

pew joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 day later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,308,224

pickls taste like sour ass
i feed em to the dog if there’s one around

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,308,237

@1,290,359 (B)
Why not just say "ok, more pickles for me then" and let them not like pickles?

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 3 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,308,253

@previous (G)

I don't want the pickle demon to suffocate them.

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