Topic: Brits troll Daily Mail by fighting for Russia against Ukraine (HILARIOUS)
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc started this discussion 1 month ago #117,007
You won't read a funnier example of quality English journalism all week.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13242743/British-traitors-fighting-Ukraine-Putin.html
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13242743/British-traitors-fighting-Ukraine-Putin.html
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) double-posted this 1 month ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #1,290,250
Brought a proud tear to my eye that one of those jobless Nazi smackheads is from my home town of Oldham!
(Edited 4 minutes later.)
Indie the Grate joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 12 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,290,251
Dave was triggered so severely by this thread that he decided to make his own version and pretend that the original doesn't exist.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 2 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,290,252
Did you even read the 'article' you posted? Where is there any "trolling" the Daily Mail? For that matter, where is there any evidence of anyone even being "trolled" other than "the Daily Mail said so"?
Indie the Grate replied with this 1 month ago, 25 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,290,254
Unfortunately for Dave, conversation in the new thread did not proceed in the way that he had anticipated.
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 4 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,290,255
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 31 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,290,258
Indie the Grate replied with this 1 month ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,290,262
Dave was so triggered by this deviation from the script he'd planned out in his head that he immediately became nonverbal and posted a picture of a man in a boat holding up a fish. Pictures of men fishing from boats were Dave's happy place. He was safe there, far from the reach of those inconveniently independent other people, who so rudely refused to play by the rules he'd invented for them.
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,290,264
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,290,273
Indie the Grate replied with this 1 month ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,290,274
This just won't do, Dave thought to himself, standing up and slapping the palm of his hand against the side of his head. "It just. Won't DO!" he let out in a hoarse monotone that buillt to a roaring crescendo, pausing between each syllable to take a deep breath. "IT! JUST! WON'T! FUCKING! DO!" he bellowed, and then pushed his left fist all the way into his mouth, repeatedly slapping the back of his back of his head until he began to see stars in front of his eyes. "YOU FUCKING CUNTS!" screamed Dave at the top of his voice, squeezing out the words in a muffled girlish shriek that burned the inside of his throat. "YOU FUCKING CUNTS! YOU DISOBEDIENT FUCKING CUNTS! YOU FUCKING DISOBEDIENT CUNTS! YOU! FUCKING! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! YOU FUCKING CUNTS DISOBEDIENT BASTARDS!" he screeched, now pounding his closed fist against the back of his head and biting down so hard on his other fist that he began to draw blood.
Then Dave stopped.
A soothing calmness washed over him.
He sat back down in front of his computer and wiped the spittle off his monitor and keyboard, and then he began to type:
":)", typed Dave, and then he clicked the Post button.
Then Dave stopped.
A soothing calmness washed over him.
He sat back down in front of his computer and wiped the spittle off his monitor and keyboard, and then he began to type:
":)", typed Dave, and then he clicked the Post button.
(Edited 2 minutes later.)
Anonymous C replied with this 1 month ago, 51 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,290,276
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,290,284
I like to think that I killed him once.
Erik !saAqdaazn2 joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,290,286
I can't wait to read how this guy was killed or is begging to come home because of the way he's being treated.
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 3 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,290,291
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) double-posted this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,290,293
@1,290,286 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
> I can't wait to read how this guy was killed or is begging to come home because of the way he's being treated.
Guys. Plural. Multiple Brits are fighting for Russia against Ukraine now. People are starting to wake up.
> I can't wait to read how this guy was killed or is begging to come home because of the way he's being treated.
Guys. Plural. Multiple Brits are fighting for Russia against Ukraine now. People are starting to wake up.
Anonymous C replied with this 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,290,294
@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
So if a Daily Mail headline said "Dave's mother blows every guy on MC without her false teeth in" you'd take it as the gospel truth. Ok thanks, that'll be all.
So if a Daily Mail headline said "Dave's mother blows every guy on MC without her false teeth in" you'd take it as the gospel truth. Ok thanks, that'll be all.
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 12 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,290,295
@previous (C)
> So if a Daily Mail headline said "Anon C's mother blows every guy on MC without her false teeth in" you'd take it as the gospel truth.
I'd find little reason to doubt it :)
> So if a Daily Mail headline said "Anon C's mother blows every guy on MC without her false teeth in" you'd take it as the gospel truth.
I'd find little reason to doubt it :)
Anonymous C replied with this 1 month ago, 20 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,290,296
@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
> > So if a Daily Mail headline said "Dave's mother blows every guy on MC without her false teeth in" you'd take it as the gospel truth.
>
> I'd find little reason to doubt it :)
Thanks for confirming. :)
> > So if a Daily Mail headline said "Dave's mother blows every guy on MC without her false teeth in" you'd take it as the gospel truth.
>
> I'd find little reason to doubt it :)
Thanks for confirming. :)
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 9 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,290,297
@previous (C)
> > > So if a Daily Mail headline said "Anon C's mother blows every guy on MC without her false teeth in" you'd take it as the gospel truth.
> >
> > I'd find little reason to doubt it :)
>
> Thanks for confirming. :)
Welcome :)
> > > So if a Daily Mail headline said "Anon C's mother blows every guy on MC without her false teeth in" you'd take it as the gospel truth.
> >
> > I'd find little reason to doubt it :)
>
> Thanks for confirming. :)
Welcome :)
Anonymous F replied with this 1 month ago, 21 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,290,298
@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
The rest of the weekend is going to be a golden opportunity to leave some messages for Father Dave.
The rest of the weekend is going to be a golden opportunity to leave some messages for Father Dave.
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,290,300
@previous (F)
> The rest of the weekend
It's Thursday you drunken layabout. Leave your mother's basement and get a job.
> The rest of the weekend
It's Thursday you drunken layabout. Leave your mother's basement and get a job.
dw !p9hU6ckyqw joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,290,309
They should remake the Stanley Parable but make it about op instead
Anonymous C replied with this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,290,310
@1,290,297 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
> > > > So if a Daily Mail headline said "Dave's mother blows every guy on MC without her false teeth in" you'd take it as the gospel truth.
> > >
> > > I'd find little reason to doubt it :)
> >
> > Thanks for confirming. :)
>
> Welcome :)
No problem :)
> > > > So if a Daily Mail headline said "Dave's mother blows every guy on MC without her false teeth in" you'd take it as the gospel truth.
> > >
> > > I'd find little reason to doubt it :)
> >
> > Thanks for confirming. :)
>
> Welcome :)
No problem :)
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,290,311
@previous (C)
> > > > > So if a Daily Mail headline said "Anon C's mother blows every guy on MC without her false teeth in" you'd take it as the gospel truth.
> > > >
> > > > I'd find little reason to doubt it :)
> > >
> > > Thanks for confirming. :)
> >
> > Welcome :)
>
> No problem :)
:)
> > > > > So if a Daily Mail headline said "Anon C's mother blows every guy on MC without her false teeth in" you'd take it as the gospel truth.
> > > >
> > > > I'd find little reason to doubt it :)
> > >
> > > Thanks for confirming. :)
> >
> > Welcome :)
>
> No problem :)
:)