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Topic: Good morning, I have a hemorrhoid

Erik !saAqdaazn2 started this discussion 1 year ago #116,881

But don't worry, I have cream.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 4 hours later[^] [v] #1,289,275

We are all sorry to see you go.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 20 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,289,276

That's why you gotta only semi sit on the throne. You don't have to hover above it, just use those leg muscles a little. Makes the sliding all smooth and effortless.

. joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 8 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,289,333

💩

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 5 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,289,335

@1,289,276 (C)
Actually, it's why Eastern squatty potties are superior. No hemorrhoids, no straining, easy passing, and no touching your butt on a surface touched by hundreds of other filthy butts.

Anonymous C replied with this 1 year ago, 4 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,289,337

@previous (E)

Yes, it more accurately mimics nature. Though there's the issue of having one in a country that ain't used to it, and do you have to remove your entire pants or how does that work

Anonymous E replied with this 1 year ago, 5 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,289,339

@previous (C)
No, you just pull your pants halfway down your thigh. That exposes the butthole, and keeps the pants from being pissed or shat upon.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,289,343

@previous (E)

What if you erroneously piss?

Anonymous E replied with this 1 year ago, 12 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,289,346

@previous (F)
Then you'll piss your pants no matter what kind of toilet you're using.

Anonymous F replied with this 1 year ago, 44 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,289,357

@previous (E)

Untrue. The walls of an ordinary toilet prevent the piss from splashing your legs.

Anonymous E replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,289,363

@previous (F)
Enjoy your hemorrhoids then.
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