Topic: The official "Lets buy Green a Thai Bride as he's shit at finding a GF" donation rally.
Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago#11,687
Sponsor Green to get a Thai Bride
And change a life forever
At just <insert Green's age here>, this tiny bundle of sad is just like any other wannabe loner: playful, mischievous and full of fail.
In around 20 years time, I will become one of the most responsible Thai Brides in the country when I become a fully qualified working guide Thai Bride– a life-changing addition to my life. By sponsoring me for my first 20 years of gender realignment, you’ll help me learn all the skills needed to be a non gender specific play thing or partially-sighted person.
Your £1.22 a week will support my Thai Brideness through all the ups and downs of my realignment, and help me to live a more gender fullfiling life forever. You see, once we partner me with new tranny bits or partially-sighted person, we promise to ensure that I have a new parts for as long as needed – this means, in some cases, as many as seven guide dogs!