Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#1,288,909
God really fucked up by putting Adam in the garden instead of me. I totally would've been cool to never eat from the tree of knowledge especially if there was like a gaming pc there to help kill time.
boof joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,288,925
I have said before how the good Loarde loved looking at their naked bodies all day. When they started to hide because the magic fruit made them realize they were in full view naked, the good Loarde got really fucking white hot angry, damning all of humanity that did not yet exist. Dude is kind of a douche.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 6 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,288,934
@1,288,917 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
If it had been Adam and Steve, they would have eaten of the fruit because the snake told Steve he could have a dinner party with friends for once
What if you didn't eat from the tree of knowledge but instead you played the video game of knowledge? Then you are only kicked out but still allowed to visit because it technically doesn't count because it was a video game.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,289,244
@1,289,197 (J)
I think that is a loophole that the authors of the Torah failed to consider. Frankly, I cannot take it seriously as a religious text until we apply some edits to it and modernize to explain these modern complications.
Anonymous H replied with this 1 year ago, 40 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,289,254
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Ever heard of Christianity? They would have understood playing video games as seeing a sort of vision.
“And it shall come to pass afterward, that I will pour out my Spirit on all flesh; your sons and your daughters shall prophesy, your old men shall dream dreams, and your young men shall see visions."
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 year ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,289,256
@previous (H)
Never heard of this "Christianity" thing but i will look into it. Sounds like they were high when they wrote this stuff. Is that possible?
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 year ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,289,271
@1,289,257 (H)
That sounds like too much possibility. I need a religion that only allows like 5 possible things so I can decide between them easily. Thank you for the information though. @previous (J)
I mean there wasn't a lot going on back then. No TV or even books really. So i guess all people had for entertainment was drugs sex and warfare. The latter two are discussed at length in the Bible so it only makes sense that the first one would be the inspiration.