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Minichan

Topic: Lasers and eye damage

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #11,682

Well my little brother did something to piss me off to cut a long story short I waited until he went to sleep then shined a 5mW laser into each of his eyes for about a minute each eye (I lifted up the eyelids). He is still asleep I sort of regret this now will it do permanent damage?!

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #210,324

Probably, yes.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 36 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #210,325

What did he do to warrant a laser to each eye?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 55 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #210,327

@210,324 (SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN.)
Won't they fix themselves eventually he is only 6?

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Doesn't matter.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #210,328

Yes. You're fucked, and he's fucked, and soon enough, we'll all be fucked. Nice job, fuckass.

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. replied with this 15 years ago, 36 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #210,331

@210,327 (A)
No, you've blinded him for life.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #210,334

@210,327 (A)
Well, it kind of does.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #210,336

There must be something I can do to fix this situation...

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
He threatened to tell our mother about something, OK? It's not important. Whatever.

Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #210,341

op is either a liar or deserves to go to jail

lol

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #210,343

@previous (Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw)
Fuck off.

Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #210,346

Image went missing@previous (A)
haha cunt

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 18 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #210,357

Urgent medical advice required.

Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #210,360

@previous (A)
lol you and he are fucked

Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #210,380

Sim has traced your IP and is calling the police.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #210,381

I really regret what I did now if one of you fucking assholes could could give me advice to help the situation I would appreciate it...

Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #210,382

@previous (A)
You should kill yourself.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #210,384

@previous (Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA)
No.

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. replied with this 15 years ago, 26 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #210,388

@210,381 (A)
Is he awake now?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #210,392

@previous (SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN.)
He's still asleep. I really really hope I haven't hurt him... But you have to understand how much trouble I would be in if he went around spreading accusations to my parents.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 13 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #210,393

@210,382 (Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA)
This. You suck OP. Do us all a favor.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 25 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #210,395

Image went missingSounds like this book.

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #210,398

@210,392 (A)
Did he find out about your sexuality?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #210,400

@previous (SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN.)
He just threatened to spread malicious bullshit... "Inappropriate touching" let's say.

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. replied with this 15 years ago, 34 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #210,401

@previous (A)
I believe him.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #210,442

@previous (SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN.)
He's a little liar.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #210,443

Loltoaster

dreamworks !AUIkTW/L46 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #210,445

Minichan: Expert ophthalmology expertsâ„¢

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #210,446

@previous (dreamworks !AUIkTW/L46)
Not one helpful reply. I am disgusted that none of you bastards could find it in your hearts to help me...

ltamake !!onnLC5KY8 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #210,447

Lol'd.

Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #210,448

@210,446 (A)
Yeah right, you attempted to blind a six year old for objecting to you touching his wee wee, but we're the disgusting ones.

Stay classy, to4ster.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #210,449

@previous (G)
Now you're just twisting it.

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #210,450

@210,442 (A)
He lied about you molesting him? Why would he lie about that?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #210,452

@previous (SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN.)
I didn't fucking molest him. Christ.

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #210,454

@previous (A)
> Inappropriate touching
> not molestation
lolokay

Why would he lie about you "inappropriately touching" him then?

(Edited 16 seconds later.)

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #210,458

Cut your filthy pedo eyes out with a stick. Post pics.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #210,461

@210,454 (SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN.)
OK. Maybe I fondled his little butt once or twice, but who could resist?

@previous (L)
How would I see what picture to upload?

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #210,462

@previous (A)
> OK. Maybe I fondled his little butt once or twice, but who could resist?
You should be ashamed. I hope he does tell your mum so she can rescue him from you.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #210,465

@previous (SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN.)
Ashamed of what? I don't see anything wrong with that. You weren't even there...

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #210,467

> typical to4str thread

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. replied with this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #210,468

@210,465 (A)
Ashamed of molesting your younger brother and betraying his trust.

I've reported this thread to CEOP, just to let you know. :')

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #210,471

@previous (SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN.)
I didn't molest him or betray his trust.

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #210,472

@previous (A)
I beg to differ.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #210,474

@previous (SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN.)
Like I said, you weren't even fucking there. All I did was lovingly caress his body through his clothes, nothing wrong with that morally or legally.

(lolbanned)

(Edited 12 minutes later by a moderator.)

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #210,477

@previous (A)
> Child sexual abuse is a form of child abuse in which an adult or older adolescent uses a child for sexual stimulation.
> Sexual grooming: defines the social conduct of a potential child sex offender who seeks to make a minor more accepting of their advances
> Physical abuse is abuse involving contact intended to cause feelings of intimidation, injury, or other physical suffering or bodily harm.

Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 45 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #210,479

> toaster molests 6yo brother
> brother threatens to tell
> toaster ruins his eyesight with a laser
> toaster asks for advice


you really must be trolling most of the time, because I have no idea how the hell you aren't in jail yet.

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #210,484

@210,474 (A)
Why did to4str get banned? This was fun. :')

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #210,485

You've likely caused permanent damage to his eyes. He will be very lucky if he can see anything from now on.

ltamake !!onnLC5KY8 replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #210,489

By the way, to4str: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laser_pointer#United_Kingdom.

You should know this. If you did cause permanent damage, you're likely going to prison.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Tekamine !AnRbswGQv. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 18 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #210,497

@previous (ltamake !!onnLC5KY8)
GBH, section 18. 8 years in prison.

TTFN toastie.

Anonymous N replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #210,499

Everybody hates the paedos in prison. They have their own special wing because they keep getting murdered otherwise.

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #210,519

@OP
Go fuck yourself with a shotgun and blow your brains out through your ass.

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 43 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #210,574

lolto4str

Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 36 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #210,601

@210,479 (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
> you really must be trolling most of the time
Of course he's trolling. That's all he ever does. I often wonder why you guys even reply to him/his threads.

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 22 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #210,625

@previous (S)
Hahah yeah.

Anonymous N replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #210,628

@210,601 (S)

There's literally nothing else to do.

Falco !PZmcClOUDk replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #210,665

@previous (N)
well thats why i take his threads with a grain of salt and some humor. or at least try.

some of his shit must be legitimate though because nobody like him could have the imagination needed to be so detailed and precise with his schtick, so i treat it as such.

regardless, he's annoying.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 20 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #211,200

I fucked up this time. I really fucked up, I honestly can't express my regret with words. The future is not looking good for myself or my brother at this point.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #211,203

(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
You didn't help me when I needed it and for that I will never forgive you. Bastards.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 17 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #211,204

@211,200 (A)
No one here really cares. I hear child molesters don't do too well in prison, though.

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. replied with this 15 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #211,209

@211,203 (A)
> will it do permanent damage?!
> Probably, yes.
> You didn't help me when I needed it and for that I will never forgive you.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #211,217

@210,395 (H)
I found that in a box of free books. It's certainly a strange story.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #211,226

@211,209 (SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN.)
"I've been shot in the chest. What should I do?! Am I gonna die?"
"Probably, yes."

Wow. Amazingly useful advice you stupid fucking cunt. My brother is in hospital, thanks for your concern.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #211,229

@previous (A)
If he's been permanently blinded it will be easier for you to sneak up on him.

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. replied with this 15 years ago, 14 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #211,230

@211,226 (A)
Don't you fucking start having a go at me you fucking little rat.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #211,233

@211,229 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
I love your optimism.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 51 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #211,234

@211,229 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
His sight is somewhat impaired. I have been reading about lasers and eye damage, in some cases the sight will return and I am praying that this will be the case.

@211,230 (SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN.)
I used to like you but I know what you're really like now you fucking snake. Go play in traffic you piece of shit.

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #211,237

@previous (A)
I love you to4str. Please don't hate me. :3

TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 34 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #211,238

5 mW laser for a minute in each eye? Nigga I hope you trolling, he would have awaken if you did this.
If you're telling the truth, well I had interesting subjects in high school, and I can tell you for sure, he's blind for life.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #211,240

@previous (TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k)
There are real medical professionals looking after him now. I don't need to rely on your bullshit, maliciously incompetent pseudo expert gibberish any longer. Jump off a fucking cliff.

dreamworks !AUIkTW/L46 replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #211,241

@previous (A)
why would you even ask minichan? nobody here is qualified to help you, and even if they where you would say they where wrong

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #211,242

@211,240 (A)
Did he tell your mum about the molestation?

Anonymous L replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #211,243

Hey to4str, sup. I had an idea! Fill a trashbag with nitros oxide, place the bag over your head and seal it around your neck with tape. Then, go to sleep.

All our problems will be solved :D

Anonymous W joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #211,251

@previous (L)
This will work, you should give it a go, OP.

TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #211,266

@211,240 (A)
I studied radio communications and within the TV classes and lab experiments, we learned a shitload about eyes. If your numbers are right (5mW laser and a minute of exposure) than he's pretty much blind.

cat !COOOOOLbus joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #211,270

op is a to4str

Anonymous W replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #211,271

@211,266 (TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k)
Right, so, this is a crime. Who's going to phone the hospitals and fax over logs and such. I would start in Great Brittan, probably around, what is it, London? How many hospitals are there in London? Well, really even phoning the police would be enough for them to see this as aggravated assault (at least that's what it is around here) and it's super easy for the police to identify victims enough to narrow it down to a few suspects (probably not many miraculously laser blinded children admitted to the hospital in the last 24 hours, you know?) if not pin it right on OP, here. It'll just help facilitate justice, since he's made a confession here, and it being quite specific is enough to use as circumstantial evidence of motive.

Even if he's behind 7 proxies, it's enough to make the police seize his HDD, encrypted or not. You still saving that piece of paper toastie? It probably look something like this: wFRdgYT6WsaFTY4d$wsF56dFDQ7WErkz^6x7DFyas7dt

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #211,288

@211,242 (SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN.)
Don't know what "molestation" you're talking about...

@211,266 (TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k)
Fortunately it was a shitty laser I bought direct from China for little money. I really doubt (and hope) that the true output was 5mW. It was probably closer to 1-2mW.

@previous (W)
Mind your own fucking business you bigoted simpleton.

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #211,293

@previous (A)
We've already come to the conclusion that what you did was, in fact, molestation.

But whatever... did your brother tell your mum about the butt fondling that took place?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #211,294

@previous (SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN.)
Unsurprisingly that negligible incident is now irrelevant seeing as he's damn near fucking blind. Christ...

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #211,295

@previous (A)
Didn't you're mother ask you how the fuck he ended up blind?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #211,298

@previous (SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN.)
I just said that I was out and came back to find him pointing it in a mirror (which is partially true, he can't deny that he was fucking around with it). No-one saw me do it so I'm pretty much safe for the moment. I wouldn't be able to live with this on my conscience if it weren't for Minichan.

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #211,299

@previous (A)
That wasn't very honest of you...

Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #211,300

itt: to4str lies again

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #211,301

@211,299 (SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN.)
In your opinion.

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. replied with this 15 years ago, 58 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #211,302

@previous (A)
In any sane persons opinion.

dreamworks !AUIkTW/L46 replied with this 15 years ago, 9 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #211,303

@211,301 (A)
its a lie. lies are the opposite of honesty

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #211,304

@previous (dreamworks !AUIkTW/L46)
I prefer to call it a trivial fabrication of the truth. Besides, who would benefit if I were incarcerated?

FatGreen joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #211,305

@211,229 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Fucking lol'd. @OP, the damage is irreversible. versible.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 29 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #211,306

@211,304 (A)
British society as a whole.

Anonymous W replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #211,307

So, I've been contacting hospitals in London. People can be very helpful when children are assaulted, so far no hospitals have record of recently blinded children having been admitted to the ER in the last 72 hours. But, I've been wished much luck in my search. Also, Skype is the shit, yo.

dreamworks !AUIkTW/L46 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #211,308

@211,304 (A)
Children of age ~3 to ~9

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #211,316

@211,307 (W)
Hilarious. If not for the fact that information regarding patients (especially children) is subject to privilege and only for family members, emergency rooms aren't called "ER" over here. Nice try though.

ltamake !!onnLC5KY8 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #211,429

If you aren't lying, this is the most fucked up thing you've ever done and I hope you are slowly and painfully tortured to death.

Anonymous W replied with this 15 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #211,691

@211,316 (A)
Well, you're simply wrong about this, to4str. They can, and will divulge lots of information. They just can't give out names. It's a matter of the public health record, retard. Patient privilege is name only. And I don't give a shit what you call it over there, I'll call it what I want to. Anyway, I checked every major hospitals and several smaller clinics before I got bored. I was told to file a police report by one administrator I spoke with at the London Clinic, and someone at the Lister hospital tried to connect me with authorities.

You didn't do shit, to4str, and you know it. Also, feel free to call even one hospital and ask someone at the ER if a blind child was admitted in the last 72 hours and see what they say. It certainly won't be, "hurr, durr, that's secret." Nope, they'll actually be quite helpful. See for yourself. (also, anyone can do this just to see that when to4str comes back and lies about it you'll know he's lying.)

Inb4 to4str doesn't do it and calls me names instead!

!VoCaLoNunI joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #211,692

god toaster can you not fuck up for once

Anonymous N replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #211,694

@211,304 (A)

> Besides, who would benefit if I were incarcerated?

Society.

Anonymous Z-3 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #211,695

@OP

sup to4str

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 day later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #212,579

Anyone know what excuses a court will believe under these circumstances?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #212,580

@previous (A)
Tell them you wanted to give him the ability to shoot lasers out of his eyes, but your plan ended up backfiring on you and blinded him instead.

Handel !khEOdtKF56 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 43 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #212,583

What a vivid imagination you have there toastie, please tell us another tale.

cccuuunnttt !quhueZnkXc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #212,584

@previous (Handel !khEOdtKF56)
No... please don't. :-/

Anonymous N replied with this 15 years ago, 32 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #212,590

@212,579 (A)

None. They'll see through your bullshit and send you to category B prison where you will be beaten up by prisoners whilst the guards look the other way.

Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #212,592

@212,579 (A)
> ignores fact that Anon W destroyed his lies
> tries to change subject

lol you keep going, to4stie.

faggot

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 59 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #212,593

@212,590 (N)
I am 6'5" and 290 pounds of prime gay male. Prison bitches don't scare me one iota.

Anonymous N replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #212,595

@previous (A)

That's what you say now. They always cry on the first night, though. They always cry.

Anonymous Z-6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #212,597

Image went missing

FatGreen replied with this 15 years ago, 45 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #212,598

@212,593 (A)
> 290lbs
And I thought I was fat at 175 lbs.175 lbs.

(Edited 41 seconds later.)

Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #212,620

@212,593 (A)
> I am 6'5" and 290 pounds
> 290 pounds

fat and/or lying cunt

cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE replied with this 7 years ago, 7 years later, 7 years after the original post[^] [v] #958,568

bump/bots

Anonymous N replied with this 7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 7 years after the original post[^] [v] #958,578

@previous (cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE)

Lol I remember this thread. Also good is the brake caliper one and the ones where he drove his car into a house.

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this one was good
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