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Topic: Subway now makes a FOOTLONG chocolate chip cookie

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 years ago #116,796

Jesus, Americans. How fucking obese and unhealthy are you going to get?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #1,288,520

Will you be getting a long, chocolate shart of epic proportions?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,288,522

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,288,538

@OP

> How fucking obese and unhealthy are you going to get?

Asks the guy who's fat as fuck and unhealthy now.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 4 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,288,555

It has the length of 4 standard issue cookies but it's a rectangular cookie so it's less cookie than 4 traditional round cookies. Retard.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 9 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,288,611

They ought to make a giant square instead.