Topic: Has anyone successfully made a deal with the devil to get something they wanted?
Anonymous A started this discussion 1 year ago #116,762 If so, what EXACTLY did you do?
B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,288,406 I don't think you should try to deal with the devil! His wife is too busy fucking Jesus over.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,288,410 @previous (B)
> His wife is too busy fucking Jesus.
Ftfy
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc joined in and replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,288,415 As a priest, I've helped dig many people out of such a hole.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,288,416 @previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
How exactly did they make the deal?
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,288,417 @previous (A)
By first invoking a demon.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,288,418 @previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
How EXACTLY?
boof joined in and replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,288,419 what is a good name for a Devil Owl? owl zebub
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,288,421 @1,288,418 (A)
It depends on the individual. There are many ways to summon a demon.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,288,423 @previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
Please tell me specifically how to summon a demon of money.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,288,427 Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,288,430 @1,288,423 (A)
Pray to the Lord and reflect on His words:
> Are not two sparrows sold for a penny? Yet not one of them will fall to the ground outside your Father’s care. And even the very hairs of your head are all numbered. So don’t be afraid; you are worth more than many sparrows.Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,288,431 @1,288,423 (A)
As a priest, I am not going to give you instructions on how to summon an apostate of hell.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,288,434 @previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
Because you don't know.
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,288,436 @previous (A)
Sure I do. It's a part of my job to know how demons are summoned.
boof replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,288,441 If you wish to summon the great demon Puss Puss Puss Puss Puss Puss Puss Puss, the incantation is as follows:Here Puss Puss Puss Puss Puss Puss Puss Puss
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,288,448 Yeah, I beat the Devil in a fiddle competition and won a golden fiddle. That was cool.
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