Topic: Why is Matt obsessed with two washed up child celebrities now?
Anonymous A started this discussion 1 year ago #116,655 I think we all know the actual answer, but why them?
B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,287,482 This is his life. It's all he has.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,287,483 Why do you think it's Matt? May I guess why you think it's Matt?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,287,484 @previous (C)
I can't think of any other nonce on this board, and we all know that Matt becomes quite obsessive over his autistic interests of the day.
Anonymous C replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,287,487 @previous (A)
You do know the Sprouses are well into their 20s now, right?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,287,490 @previous (C)
I know you feel the need to defend yourself, but it's okay to be attracted to whomever you're attracted to, Matt. Just don't make weird threads about them kissing each other.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,287,492 @1,287,487 (C)
And you're in your 50s now.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,287,493 Here we go again
Anonymous C replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,287,494 I'm not Matt, and your derailment and obsession are both irritating and hilarious
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,287,495 @previous (C)
"I'm not Matt." - Matt, every single time
Anonymous C replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,287,496 @previous (A)
It's also what people who are not Matt say every single time, you dingus.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,287,497 @previous (C)
You're feisty today, Matthew. You probably just haven't had your fix of Tubi horror films today and so you're cranky.
Anonymous C replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,287,506 @previous (A)
You need to shut the fuck up about Matt lol no one, but no one, obsesses over him more than you
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,287,508 every time I see a Matt reply I want to delete there are 20 others attached to it so it's either nuke the whole thing or delete nothing so I delete nothing. y'all are NUTS
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,287,509 @1,287,506 (C)
You know who obsesses over you the most? You, Matt.
@previous (F)
Calm down Meta.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,287,511 Hi Dave!!
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,287,515 @1,287,494 (C)
Yes, you are Matt.
boof joined in and replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,287,516 who are teh Sprouces?
Anonymous E replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,287,518 @previous (boof )
A bunch of killers apparently
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boof replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,287,519 were they born on February 29
Anonymous C replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,287,522 @1,287,508 (F)
Just start nuking ALL threads that obsess over Matt. Sounds good to me.
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc joined in and replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,287,525 @1,287,511 (G)
> Hi Dave!!
Hi!!
Anonymous F replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,287,530 @1,287,522 (C)
shut the fuck up matt
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,287,535 @1,287,522 (C)
It's simple. If you shut the fuck up, mods can do their job without disrupting the flow of topics
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,287,537 He’s drunk watching Disney Channel with his underwear on his ankles and his hand on his COCK
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,287,542 @previous (L)
That's a rather graphic description, isn't it?
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