Please teach me your ways. I need to do this (although they've been together for 2 years).
@previous (B)
Go to your contacts, add your phone number and put your ex's name down as contact name.
Go to text message, click create message, add your phone number to receiver(her name that you put in new contact should come up).
Make and send your first text. It will send you the text you just sent, delete the one it sent you.
Make a second text(this is like she is responding to you)and send. When you get the sent text, delete the one you just sent. Keep rotating to make a full conversation...
This is how it should be done...
Your text: HEY (keep)
Rcve text: HEY (Delete)
Sent text: FUCK YOU (delete)
Her text: FUCK YOU (keep)
As you fiddle around with sending, receiving, and keeping and deleting, you'll get the hang of it.
@previous (C)
Did you consider I sent it to her now retarded ex boyfriend, and not her?
Reading comprehension 101: Learn it, apply it, look less retarded.
@1,287,405 (A)
In this totally nonfiction scenario, did you consider that he might tell her why he's dumping her?