Topic: I'm such a fat fucking cunt.

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #11,657

I just ate an entire chocolate gateau.

It was totally worth it.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #210,009

go wash your sweaty bloated carcass now

Tekamine !AnRbswGQv. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #210,010

not green, apologies.

(Edited 8 minutes later.)

Nexus !jNexusRe/. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #210,012

I just ate an entire chocolate pizza.

It was totally worth it.

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 50 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #210,013

@previous (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
it's called a cookie cake you fucktarded troll

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #210,017

@210,010 (Tekamine !AnRbswGQv.)

Eew, I'm not Green.

Nexus !jNexusRe/. replied with this 15 years ago, 59 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #210,019

@210,013 (B)
> it's called a cookie cake you fucktarded troll

No, instead of using tomato sauce, you use chocolate Hershey bars, and instead of cheese, you use marshmallows, and instead of using pepperoni, you use M&Ms.

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #210,022

@previous (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
sounds like a cookie cake you diabetic retard

Nexus !jNexusRe/. replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #210,025

@previous (B)
There is no fucking cookie in the equation.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #210,027

@previous (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)

Or cake.

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 23 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #210,029

@210,025 (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
you apparently dont understand what a cookie is. kill yourself.

FatGreen joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #210,034

@210,010 (Tekamine !AnRbswGQv.)
??

Nexus !jNexusRe/. replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #210,036

@210,029 (B)
> In the United States and Canada, a cookie is a small, flat, baked treat, usually containing fat, flour, eggs and sugar.
There is no fucking sugar you dipshit.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 52 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #210,038

@previous (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
> usually
What about diabetic cookies, huh?

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 57 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #210,040

@210,036 (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
> no sugar
> mentions hershey bars, marshmallows, and m&ms
pick one, you fucking idiot

Nexus !jNexusRe/. replied with this 15 years ago, 13 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #210,042

@210,038 (F)
> What about diabetic cookies, huh?
Splenda, a sugar substitute.

Nexus !jNexusRe/. double-posted this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #210,048

@210,040 (B)
> >mentions hershey bars, marshmallows, and m&ms
> pick one, you fucking idiot
> a cookie is a small, flat, baked treat, usually containing fat, flour, eggs and sugar.
> a cookie is a small, flat, baked treat, usually containing [...] sugar.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #210,054

@210,012 (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)

> I just ate an entire chocolate pizza.
> chocolate pizza

My life will never be the same.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 17 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #210,451

Guys I just ate 3 pizzas, 4 packets of roast ox flavoured crisps, a large packet of haribo and drank 660ml of Pepsi Max.

Tekamine !AnRbswGQv. replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #210,455

@previous (A)
Are you sure you're not Green?

Nexus !jNexusRe/. replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #210,456

@210,451 (A)
In one sitting??

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #210,459

@210,455 (Tekamine !AnRbswGQv.)
@previous (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)

Yes to both.

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #210,463

@210,455 (Tekamine !AnRbswGQv.)
It's to4str.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #210,464

@previous (SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN.)

No it isn't.

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #210,466

@previous (A)
Okay then, to4str.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #210,470

@210,455 (Tekamine !AnRbswGQv.)
It's Tekamine.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #210,478

I'm not anyone.

FatGreen replied with this 15 years ago, 5 days later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #214,067

Hi-jacked as a fat pride thread! Lets rise against the fatophobist mod Meta!

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #214,068

@previous (FatGreen)
kill yourself you fat worthless gay

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 58 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #214,088

At least you admit it. That's a step in the right direction.

PROTIP: you can alleviate all feelings of guilt and worthlessness by simply gifting the very same thing you just ate to a homeless bum. It cost's money though, so only do it if you're desperate.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #214,138

@214,068 (K)
Hey now buddy. Let's not get crazy.

Triptych !LightPenis joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #214,140

no your' fat and i love you

FatGreen replied with this 15 years ago, 4 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #214,221

@214,068 (K)
If I had killed myself every time someone said that, I'd be dead.

Minichan