Topic: The mafia is trying to get me fired, again!

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 years ago #116,480

On the 8th hour of lifting bananas

> Hey you remember how you got sick last month? That's the sixth day in a year, here's a warning. But keep up the good work 😉 👍

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 34 minutes later[^] [v] #1,286,096

Next time you get sick just make sure it's super obvious and gross and do it in front of the customers

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,286,097

@previous (B)

lol we don't do what we do around the customers. We never meet the customers.

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 11 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,286,098

@previous (A)

If you diarrhoea onto the banana boat floor, perhaps you will get sent home without penalty

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,286,103

@previous (B)

You've ever heard this thing.... It's like, not actually having won because the victory came at such a high price? I think that would be that.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,286,104

Slip. On. a. Fucking. Peel. And. Sue.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,286,105

@previous (C)

That would also be victory at a high price.

Indie the Grate joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,286,106

@previous (A)
Indeed. One might say that such a victory would be Pyrrhic in nature!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,286,107

@previous (Indie the Grate)

Pyrrhic! Huh, I could have sworn it started with a H and had x in it.

boof joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,286,112

someone really aught to slit these mafia fuckers in the throut

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 20 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,286,116

@previous (boof)

Eventually their life will end like everyone else's but yeah they need some sense slapped into them. I'm glad you are on a similar note

Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago, 31 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,286,120

@1,286,103 (A)

Say to your boss, look boss I'm shitting uncontrollably and I don't want to get in trouble by taking another sick day, so I'm going to remove my pants for the shift and try to use the bucket as much as possible, please forgive me for moments when I miss. Then he'll let you go home

Minichan