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Kakubunretsu !!7Enb4sycc started this discussion 15 years ago#11,645
As far as non-stock Android UIs go, TouchWiz is pretty bad. As in... imagine a woman. A Greek woman, living in Byzantium. Now, y'see, she's somewhat fat, because she had a rich husband, and they had easy access to food, and she was a glutton anyways. Also, whenever he was out of town, she was a prostitute. So yeah. Now, imagine that she's eighty years old. However, a woman who was alive between the fall of Rome and the rise of Islam wouldn't be eighty now, would she be? She'd either be extremely old, or a totally rotted corpse. Alternatively, she could be mummified. So yeah. The mummified corpse of a fat Byzantine prostitute. Now, imagine what her vulva would look like, given that she'd been taking ten-inch black dicks much of the time.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later[^][v]#209,710
Stock Android is hugely superior to all that other bullshit.
Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#209,745
Master-race Sense UI.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#209,877
MIUI
Voice of !WisdomHsuU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#209,888
Imagine a giant cock flying towards your mouth and there's nothing you can do about it. And you are like "oh, man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing", and you brace yourself to suck this giant cock. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think "well, at least I got that out of the way", but then the giant cock rears back and stabs you in the eye again, and again and again. Eventually this giant cock is penetrating your gray matter and you begin to lose control of your motor skills. That's when the giant cock slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall off out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant cock finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests comfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours. That's what using TouchWiz is like.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#210,146
good thing i bought the iphone then
Wade Wilson !IOdbnXsKDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^][v]#210,183
Stock is decent.
(I don't know how to load a Custom ROM on my phone)