Topic: I had a dream that I was fucking the shit out of my engaged coworker
Anonymous A started this discussion 2 years ago #116,407 I have been sexually frustrated all damn day. She also called out sick again today.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 years ago , 38 seconds later[^] [v] #1,285,423 Did you nut in her?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago , 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,285,426 @previous (B)
I never nut from sex.
Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago , 38 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,285,428 @previous (A)
That must be incredibly frustrating.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago , 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,285,431 @previous (B)
I usually just jack off when I get out of breath from hardcore, deep-dicking. When I fuck I fuck hard. I pump the shit out of her for a few minutes and then call it quits.
I haven’t had sex in a year…
Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago , 4 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,285,432 @previous (A)
Why not have HER jack you off?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago , 18 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,285,435 @previous (B)
Because I sit 5 feet from her every day and she has a fiancé and child.
Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago , 49 seconds later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,285,436 @previous (A)
lol I mean when you have sex, why jerk off when the girl cold do it for you?
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 2 years ago , 2 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,285,438 @1,285,431 (A)
Why jackhammer?
Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago , 21 seconds later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,285,439 @previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Jackhammer? I barely jack know her!
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago , 2 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,285,441 @1,285,438 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Because if you don’t pound her she won’t respect you.
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 2 years ago , 16 seconds later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,285,442 @1,285,436 (B)
They don’t know how to get me off.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 2 years ago , 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,285,453 @1,285,441 (A)
They might respect you if you help them orgasm
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC double-posted this 2 years ago , 15 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,285,454 @1,285,439 (B)
Haha I liked this
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago , 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,285,462 @1,285,453 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Every bitch I've ever fucked has had at least 3. And I know they weren't fake.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 years ago , 17 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,285,470 @1,285,431 (A)
> I usually just jack off when I get out of breath from hardcore, deep-dicking. When I fuck I fuck hard. I pump the shit out of her for a few minutes and then call it quits.
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> I haven’t had sex in a year…
Learn to pace yourself? Jack hammer when you know you're close to finishing? Work on your cardiovascular health? All of the above?
This isn't difficult, OP.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 2 years ago , 7 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,285,471 Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago , 12 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,285,483 @previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I could make you orgasm if I tried but no chance I would even consider touching you with a ten-foot pole.
Anonymous D replied with this 2 years ago , 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,285,485 @previous (A)
What about a ten-thousand-foot pole?
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 2 years ago , 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,285,488 @1,285,483 (A)
We all believe you
Anonymous D replied with this 2 years ago , 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,285,489 @1,285,442 (A)
> They don’t know how to get me off.
Sounds like you need to find someone who knows what they're doing. Sounds like you need a man.
Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago , 56 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,285,490 @previous (D)
Nice try, Joshy.
Anonymous D replied with this 2 years ago , 53 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,285,497 @previous (B)
I'm being entirely serious. Think about it. Sometimes you just want a classic. I go to Carl's Jr.'s and want a classic? I get a classic (you have to ask for it; it's not on the menu in all locations).
Same for women. OP asked for a classic burger? Well, he got a classic. So he should eat it like a classic burger. Take it as you enjoy it. Nothing more nothing less. Sometimes that means you have to slap a few asses, tie a few ropes, and hold a face to the ground to get to where you need. But that's what he signed up for and it sounds like that's what he got.
Not all women are like this, but there are plenty out there that are. So God help us there are PLENTY of women like this. If that's not OP wants then he should ask himself why that's what he always seems to get and make changes to whatever he's doing to find women.
The other alternative is that OP does not want a classic burger, but wants to BE a classic burger. And if so, he should, as I said, find a man.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago , 17 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,285,501 @1,285,488 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I don't care if you believe me or not. I'd make you feel things you've never felt before.
Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago , 9 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,285,504 @previous (A)
> I don't care if you believe me or not. I'd make you feel things you've never felt before.
Shame?
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 2 years ago , 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,285,506 @1,285,501 (A)
Pain from a several minutes of jackhammer style intercourse followed by disappointment?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago , 12 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,285,624 @previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Oh honey, you’d love every bit of the pain. 😏
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 2 years ago , 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,285,667 @previous (A)
> Oh honey, you’d love every bit of the pain. 😏
wish people would stop talking like white gays imitating black ladies
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 2 years ago , 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,285,670 @previous (E)
Southern ladies talk like this as well
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC double-posted this 2 years ago , 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,285,671 @1,285,624 (A)
Oh yes, like all of those women you've made orgasm by 5 minutes of violent penetration and then watching you furiously jerk it like a retarded chimp
Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago , 24 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,285,673 @previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
lol
Anonymous E replied with this 2 years ago , 58 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,285,677 @1,285,670 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
bless their hearts
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago , 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,285,685 @1,285,671 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
What do you know about making a woman orgasm, Kookie?
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 2 years ago , 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,285,687 @previous (A)
A lot cheeky 😏
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago , 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,285,689 @previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Penises don't count, woman.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 2 years ago , 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,285,716 @previous (A)
I've been with various women who had various genitalia and I never jackhammered even one
Anonymous B replied with this 2 years ago , 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,285,722 @previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Do you have a penis?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 years ago , 37 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,285,724 @previous (B)
No, but her "wife" does.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 2 years ago , 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,285,727 Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 2 years ago , 18 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,285,729 @previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Yes you do sir.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 2 years ago , 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,285,738
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