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Topic: Night Swim is not only the dumbest horror movie of 2024. It's the dumbest horror movie of all time.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc started this discussion 2 years ago #116,388

It's about a haunted swimming pool. And it's blatantly obvious to everyone that it's haunted. And the film never addresses why the aforementioned everyone doesn't just stop swimming in it, or else simply drain it of water. This is the most easily-avoided threat in the history of horror cinema.

Dumbest shit ever, and I've seen Gingerdead Man 2: Passion of the Crust.

tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #1,285,238

How does it compare to that episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark? with the pool monster?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,285,239

we're two months into 2024 you... you... NIGGER

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,285,240

Dad: I paid good money for this haunted swimming pool and I don't care about no spook or spectre, you will get inside that pool and enjoy it right now or so help me God

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,285,241

@previous (D)
ANd then the dad takes out his penis!

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 20 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,285,242

@1,285,238 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
I was going to ask this

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,285,243

Retarded premise.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) replied with this 2 years ago, 53 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,285,249

@1,285,238 (tteh !MemesToDNA)

> How does it compare to that episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark? with the pool monster?

Ha, not seen that but I'll have to check it out.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) double-posted this 2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,285,250

I should also mention that the 'demon' in this movie is confined to the pool. Thus, it's the first horror film ever made in which someone could stand on a diving board and literally piss on the monster and there's fuck-all it could do about it. The movie missed a golden opportunity to be a pretty great comedy.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,285,252

@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
Why don't they just drain the pool?

Anonymous D replied with this 2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,285,260

@previous (H)

It's self-sustained by a magical underwater spring that heals people.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 10 months ago, 1 year later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #1,355,333

@1,285,250 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
Have you seen "Heidi"?
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